Prelude

Well, here we go again! I hope it didn't take too long but here it is. My sequel I promised you guys. I don't really have much to say but to enjoy and I hope to write another one later, maybe tomorrow.

The skies couldn't be anymore blue on this wonderful day. The birds chirped, happily flying around, spreading their merry tune to all who wanted to hear it. The village hidden in the moon bustled around happily, making their daily rounds. The men worked around and the women gossiped about something that is most likely not true. Suddenly everyone stopped, seeing a man, old and frail run into their village, as if someone was after him. One dropped his grain of oats and walked up to the man.

"Hey stranger, what's wrong? It looks like you've seen a ghost." the old geezer was already out of breath so the slightly younger one couldn't make out what he was saying. All he caught was 'run', and 'machine'. The guys narrowed his eyes and walked away from him.

"What's the matter shi?" a woman asked, standing to go to him. The man looked back at her.

"Nothing hunny. Just some crazy old man trying to scare us. Why don't you…" shi trailed off as a peculiar noise came to hearing range. It was big, the villagers knew, but none of them had the sense to move or run, like the old man had after he got out of the younger man's grasp.

"What is that?" somebody wondered aloud as the villagers started to crowd around to see what the disturbance was. As they did, the odd sound had gotten louder and louder until that was all they heard. Suddenly as someone was about to investigate, this silhouette of a figure they only describe as a rectangle. The villagers watched as the rectangle blocked the sun out of their view and came crashing down, making them all scream and shatter.

"What is that?" shi's girl yelled as she ran away from the rectangular machine. Shi's eyes widened as he remembered the snippets of the man's words. At the top of the contraption, the window was pulled down so they could see the person behind this. The villagers readied their weapons and went to the purple flame painted device.

"Hey! What is your business here? Who are you?" shi asked as he and other villager held their weapon in the air. The machine's window slid down to reveal a woman. A very attractive, woman. She leaned out the window, her arm resting on the spot where the window just slid down in.

"Relax. I mean you guys no harm." She said. She spoke in an uncharacteristically high pitched. Almost like a child. The villagers looked at her suspiciously.

"Really?" one of the woman asked as they held their weapons. The woman shook, her eyes hiding under her hat as she laughed. They tightened their weapons as she met their gaze with one that could only be described as forced innocence.

"I really had you guys going didn't i?" she asked before poking her head back in the machine. It took about three seconds to get what she meant before the blonde haired beauty ran over anything that got in her way.

"Joker326 this harley720, please give away you're location, I'm already in pursuit of decimating this village and I would love if you joined me." Delilah said as she rode over just about everything that gave meaning in this village's life.

"Copy that harley720, I'm taking the skies as we speak, and please, try not to shake the baby." Deidara answered to his heavily pregnant wife, who is currently driving a monster truck through this village. And no, this isn't a mission. You see, Delilah has been waiting for this baby to pop out, as miserable as she can be at the moment. Deidara, being the great guy he is, asked Pein if there's anything that needs to be destroyed so Delilah can use the birthday gift deidara got her: the monster truck she's driving. Pein, after being asked by roni, had come across a village, in the village hidden in the moon. So now here they are, terrorizing an innocent village, simply because Delilah cannot sit still for more than five minutes, though nine months pregnant, because deidara is the kind of husband that will go to the ends of the earth to make his wife happy, because roni wants to make her daughter as comfortable as possible and because Pein simply doesn't like this particular village.

Deidara, currently in the skies, spilling out birds out his hands like there was no tomorrow. The villagers ran for their lives, either getting blown up by the birds, or getting crushed by the houses that getting blown up. Delilah ran over as many houses as she could, feeling a lot better that her son or daughter was arriving later than expected. If she got to do this, and if it was healthy for a child to stay in a person for as long as they want, she would've milked it so she could keep doing this. As she rolled over yet another house, she thought about how much she'll missed being pampered by everyone.

'Sometimes I just wanted to see if they'll do the things I wanted.' She smiled at the thought of taking advantage of her pregnancy. But she pushed the thoughts away and demolished the house in front of her.

Deidara swooped down on his bird and landed on top of the massive truck as Delilah made her way out of the village that now rests in pieces. Delilah stopped her car and looked in the rear view mirror of her and her husbands work. Deidara opened the passenger seat door and slid in.

"So, you feel better honey?" he asked. Delilah sighed in contentment as she leaned in her chair, absently rubbing her tummy.

"Yeah, it's just what I needed. Thanks hunny. Now let's get back before everyone thinks I went into labor in the woods or something." She said as she started the car. As Delilah and deidara were talking, the car phone rang. Delilah knew who it was and put it on speaker.

"Hello mommy." She said flatly.

"Oh, you're okay. I was gonna send someone for you guys." She said. Delilah rolled her eyes. This is why she wants this kid out. Her mother will not let her leave by herself, or without any form of communication. Who knew having kids is so much murder.

"But that's not why I called you guys. I want you both to come home as quickly as you can. You won't believe what daikirai just found out." Delilah and deidara looked at each other before looking at the car phone.

"What is it?" deidara asked, eyes narrowed in confusion.

"You'll have to come and see. I want to see the looks on your faces." She said.

"Okay, we're on our way." Roni said her goodbye and hung up.

"I wonder what's so important?" deidara asked. Delilah was lost in her own thoughts. She had never heard her mother sound so serious. This was obviously serious if someone, besides her sister, can break a happy sprit like roni. Delilah floored the massive vehicle on her way to the akatsuki headquarters.