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WARNING: These bits of fan fiction are completely strewn with random and mindless humor. Read at your own risk.

GYRAX Presents…

Love Hina: BakaFictions to Go

Chapter 1: Who Ya Gonnna Call? KEITARO URASHIMA!

"AW! I'M GONNA SCREAM! It's no fun reading this old horseracing newspaper!" Mitsune Konno, or "Kitsune" as she's called, sighed as she lay on her back on the floor in her room; it was littered with stuff. She began to roll back and forth. "I just wish there was something fun to do around here."

She lies on her back again. She holds her right hand by her right ear. In Episode 13, she would overhear Naru and Keitaro studying. Not this time. Instead, she was met with complete silence. This made her irritated. "Dammit! I can't even hear a decent conversation!"

She sits up and holds her chin. "Well I have an idea that can help me kill time. It may seem a bit childish, but at least it's better than doing nothing." Her seemingly closed right eye twinkles.

Keitaro was busy studying in his oh-so-lavish manager's room. He just couldn't get this one problem. "DAMMIT! This sucks! Maybe if I… no, forget that. Perhaps… nah, that wouldn't work. Or maybe… hah! If I put that down, I'd burn in Hell!"

Keitaro angrily stands up. "GOD-(bleep)-DAMMIT! I'm calling Naru!" Before he was going to open the door, he paused. Then he sat back down in front of his books. "No, I can't! I have to solve this problem on my own!"

Little did the three-time ronin know, Kitsune was just outside his door, ready to do something stupid.

"NYAAAAAAAP!" Kitsune ran across the hall and disappeared from sight.

Back in the manager's room, Keitaro sits petrified by the weird sound outside. He goes back to studying.

Kitsune sneaks back to Kietaro's door. "NYAAAAAAAAAAP!" She runs across the hall and disappears again.

A spooked Keitaro looks at the door separating his room from the hallway. He goes back to studying.

Kitsune sneaks back to Kietaro's door. "NYAAAAAAAAAAP!" She runs across the hall and disappears again.

Keitaro looks at the door again. Then he goes back to studying.

Kitsune sneaks back to Kietaro's door. "NYAAAAAAAAAAP!" She runs across the hall and disappears again.

Rinse and repeat. Then rinse and repeat again.

Keitaro is pissed now. So he goes to his closet and takes something out.

Kitsune sneaks back to Kietaro's door. Before she did anything, the door swung open, and Keitaro stormed out.

"Who ya gonna call? ME, BEE-YOTCH!"

Now, Kitsune sweats like crazy. She took a close look at the ronin and saw that he was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform and packing a seriously badass stun baton. Needless to say he would make Dan Aykroyd proud. Kitsune was about to panic.

But then Keitaro spoke. "It's official, Kitsune. This place is haunted. I'm going to find that ghost and ZAP HIS ECTOPLASMIC ASS TO HADES BELOW!"

With that declaration, he ran across the hall and turned to his right, where Kitsune can't see him.

"Dammit! What was I thinking? I made Keitaro think there a ghost in here. I gotta tell him!" But it was too late.

From the distance, she heard a zapping sound. She hurried across the hallway to see that the landlord/Ghostbuster wannabe had accidentally zapped Shinobu to a black charcoal crisp.

"OH, MY GOD! I ZAPPED SHINOBU!" He runs over to the junior high student, who was burnt and swirly-eyed. "SHINOBU! PLEASE SPEAK TO ME!"

Shinobu just lied there.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! THE LIFE OF A FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

"Actually, sempai, I'm just fine…"

"I SHALL AVENGE YOU!"

Fifteen minutes and a zap-fried lobby later…

"KEITARO, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!"

"Sssssssshhhhhhhhh! Quiet, Naru. There a ghost lurking about."

Needless to say, Naru booted him straight to the Exosphere.

Evening passed. Keitaro was dragging is Bill Murray-impersonating ass and his stun baton, which was bent into a U-Shape, back to the Hinata Sou. Who ya gonna call… Someone else."

And he didn't even have supper.

End Chapter 1

Nothing like random humor to cheer someone up, eh?

If I receive enough reviews, I'll put up chapter 2.

Duel to the Death? Motoko Aoyama vs. a Mexican party favor.

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Author's Notes:

I got the idea from back in high school. I knew this one dude who used to sneak up to the room where the school's Anime Club was held. He stood right next to the door, and he always made a "NYAAAAAAP!" sound. Quickly after, he dashed like hell across the hallways. At least, that's what I remember.

GYRAX