Hallo, it's been a while, huh? So - I'm a senior now, I got stung by a bluebottle jelly at Heron Island, I'm still trying to write the fic with Edward having Autism, my laptop shuts off from randomly-overheating, I'm getting better at doing schoolwork, and I missed you all.

All good and well? I hope so. Read on;

Jacob loved foreplay, he liked getting to know what his lover for the night liked, and what they didn't. When asked why:

"Baby - this way I get to know how you like it, I don't wanna disappoint …."

He also liked cuddling, but didn't usually get to do it often, considering most of his experiences were one night stands. When asked why:

"I like holding them, I like knowing I did a good job and getting a little reward after,"

Jacob really did like men a lot more then women, but still maintained that he was pansexual, but he just didn't like fat people.

"Women are a bit … jiggly, they have those thighs that move when they walk … and those mounds of fat on their chests … it's not that attractive to me, frankly."

Jacob liked - no, loved Edward. When asked why:

"What! I'm not telling you! To you he'll be a cold frigid bastard and that's how I want it to stay! He's mine goddammit!"

… The interview was very enlightening.

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Edward wasn't too fond of anything that lead up to sex, he was slightly self-conscious and didn't like being naked for any longer then necessary. When asked why:

"Sex is sex, why drag it out? It's a simple process that can be long enough if you're not absolutely incompetent."

Edward didn't like cuddling, he didn't like people in general, so staying closer to them then he found comfortable was irritating to him.

"I hate clinging. Just because you want it doesn't mean I do."

Edward didn't like women, he thought they were far too complex, but he didn't like men because they weren't that complex at all.

"Women have double-meanings and are prone to glare and grumble for a week simply because they're bleeding from their privates, well, the majority of them. While most men are stupid creatures, who want a fuck and nothing else."

One thing Edward did love was Jacob. And when asked why:

"Basically? He's better then you are at arousing me. You're actually rather unattractive and more then a little dull. Are we done yet?"

… The interview was very nerve-racking. And slightly irritating.

I'm changing a bit, you can't really tell from this though, my writing may or may not (hopefully may) be maturing, maybe.
... Edward's a cranky mofo! As always; R&R! (^3^)