Chapter 1-The Great question!

Mitarashi Anko is a famous ninja for four things:

1. Her fighting style (snake summoner)

2. She never was, or will be, lady-like.

3. She used to be a student of a certain traitor.

4. She is the bluntest person in Konohagakure.

While Umino Iruka was famous for being:

1. Nice to anyone and everyone.

2. A gentlemen.

3. A great cook.

4. The most patient person in town (evidence: Naruto)

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Anko never had any interest in Iruka, but she always wondered if Iruka had a girlfriend before.

'I mean I never seen him with anyone intimately.' Anko thought to herself as she stole a glance at the ever-so-innocent-looking Iruka.

"psst..psst," Kurenai whispered to her, "Have you heard that Iruka is actually gay?"

"Oh my god! No way! I mean that can't be true ...look at him, he looks too innocent," Shizune gasped in disbelief as she squeezed Tonton tightly.

"I didn't believe it at first...but I noticed something. Have you ever seen him dating girl before?" Kurenai asked.

"No..." Shizune said as she released Tonton from her tight clutches.

"But you know, if he is gay, who's his boyfriend?" Kurenai sighed as she rested her left index finger to her temple.

"Probably Kakashi, I mean they seem so close!" Shizune answered

"Hmmm…could be. What do you think Anko? You seem awfully quiet." Kurenai said as she eyed at Anko.

"It's none of my business," Anko answered flatly.

"Yeah, I guess..." Both Shizune and Kurenai replied dryly.

"But I don't think he's gay," with a pause before she continued, "and I am going to prove it!"

"NO! DON'T!" Both Kurenai and Shizune cried in sync as they tried to stop their friend from asking something most likely very unspeakable and awkward; but it was too late to stop Anko. She had already flown down the hallway to where Iruka was standing.

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"So Sensei, where should I put this?" a student asked Iruka.

"On that blue painted table to the right," Iruka answered as he pointed in the direction of the table.

"Hey! You there, Eroka or something!" Anko shouted, pointing at Iruka.

"Oh! Hi Anko-san, how are you? And by the way, it's Iruka no Ero-"

"Are you GAY?" Anko giggled as she emphasized the word 'GAY'

"Am I wha-??"

"ARE YOU GAY?" Anko repeated, and this time louder.

Author's note:THANK YOU SO MUCH!!Forgotten in Shadows !!You made this craped grammar mess into a great Fanfic!!Again, words cant express my gratitude towards Your work!