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This story is so long overdue.

Anyway, if anyone wants to use these in their own story, then feel free.

I don't own MFB

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Step 1: Style his hair when he is asleep. (Pink hair bows and sparkly barrettes can be very effective here)

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?"

"Uhhh….aliens" Dragon replied and quickly speed walked out the door.

Step 2: Send him an 'authentic' lion for his birthday. (Tapeing meat to his door is a bonus)

"AHHHHHH!" Kyoya yelled while trying to out run a gigantic lion. At the same time be was being pelted by meat from Dragon.

"Don't worry Kyoya! If you run really fast then maybe you might survive with just a few minor injuries!" Dragon said and aimed a steak for his head.

Step 3: Infest his house with rabid foaming rats (The kind with rabies)

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Kyoya yelled. "GET OFF OF ME!"

"I wonder where those came from." Dragon asked with an angelic smile on her face.

Step 4: Break open his piggy bank and use all his money to buy teddy bears.

"YOU DID WHAT WITH MY MONEY?"

"I just bought some teddy bears"

"There were 500 dollars saved up"

"That's why I bought 500 teddy bears! There was a sale at the toys store!"

Step 5: Replace all the music on his IPod with Justin Bebier songs.

"AHHHHH IT BURNS!" Kyoya yelled screaming and rolling around on the floor. He was in too much pain to realize just to take the ear buds out.

"Hmm, you say something?" Dragon asked lifting one of her headphone sides up.

Step 5: Swap out his swim trunks with sparkly bikini bottoms that say 'Babe' written across the butt.

"WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS LAUGHING AT!?"

"Oh….nothing….." Dragon said pulling out her phone to tape this. "This is so going on YouTube!

"WHAT!?"

Step 7: Tell him you kidnapped Leone and to come to your selected address to get it. (A kids' place is a good option)

"Now are you sure my Leone is in that ball pit?" Kyoya said looking down in to the pit swarmed by dozens of slobbering children.

"Sure as I know my math"

"But you suck at math"

"I know" Dragon said and pushed him in.

Step 8: Photo edit a picture of him kissing Hikaru in to making him kiss Nile. (Or if you're really sick, it can be something else….)

The new Couple in Town!

Gingka Hagane, Kenta Yumia, Yuu Tendo, and 56 others like this.

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Nile: I will murder you!

Hikaru: That is it! We are over!

Yuu: Ohhhhh! Kyo-yo got a boyfriend! LOL

Kyoya: WTF!?

Step 9: Challenge him to fight off a pack of hungry lions. (Take his Leone away at the last moment)

"That's easy!" Kyoya said walking in to the cage fearlessly.

"Oh by the way, I took your Leone" Dragon said at the last moment before the gates locked shut"

"WAIT WHAT?!"

"Not the same without Leone is it?" Dragon asked putting her headphones on to block out the screams of terror.

Step 10: Put him on a porno site.

"Why my inbox is filled with….Ohhhhh she has nice boobs" Kyoya trailed off after looking at a few pics. Too bad Hikaru just walked in.

"Hey Kyoya, I came back to give you a second chance-…..WTF ARE YOU DOING?"

"Uh…hi babe?" Kyoya said trying to cover up the screen and the tent in his pants.

"Oh my god, I didn't know you were such a pervert!" Dragon gasped trying to look shocked and also trying not to burst out laughing.

I'm done. Review for me please!

Dragon Out