Title
The 10 Commandments of Torchwood 3
Author
ChocoBetty
Fandom
Torchwood
Rating
R - did you expect anything else?
Warnings
none, except for sexual content
Disclaimer
Torchwood doesn't belong to me. I just wrote down the 10 commandments of Torchwood 3 - everything got taken from the show! I don't make any profit out of this ficlet.
Authors note
The background to this story is actually another fic of mine - but I write that one in German. I made a t-shirt of this ficlet for FedCon. There are only three copies out there - one owned by me. The other two copies of these shirts were gifts to Eve Myles and John Barrowman at FedCon. Thankfully I think they are as crazy as I am. Thanks to them for the wonderful ride during this weekend!
The 10 Commandments of Torchwood 3
Anything is possible – Welcome to Torchwood.
1. You shall not have a steady relationship outside of Torchwood. It won't work out anyway.
2. Be at least bisexual, better omnisexual. Shag everyone who is available because you never know it might be your last shag. Don't hesitate to make out with aliens.
3. If you enter the hub during off hours expect to surprise co-workers while they are having sex.
4. Be offended if Captain Jack Harkness hasn't flirted with you during your first encounter!
5. If you are older than 35 and not immortal: Get the hell out of there as quick as you can!
6. Forget about sleep – sleep is overrated anyway.
7. Be prepared to eat take away for the rest of your life. You won't have time for cooking. But don't worry: The running will keep you in shape!
8. If your life is in danger and a co-worker is with you at that moment: Kiss them because it could be your last kiss!
9. Coffee is your lifeline – as long as Ianto has made it.
10. Getting killed at Torchwood doesn't necessarily mean you will remain dead. But being killed can have its limitations.