Project: The Love Stories
a Romance/Humor fic
written by:
KawaiiPie ^^
Author's Note: Cliche love stories- we love them, we read 'em and they become overused. And still, we love them. Or at least I do. In this fic, I'm going to completely fudge up all the classic love plots! Hehe...Don't get me wrong, this is not an MST. I wrote all these examples my self. A few characters will be OOC. As I'm thinking about it, the fic won't be too funny. Certainly not halarious. I hope you at least get a decent smile. :D
Warning: This fic will not be updated regularly. I will be writing these in my spare time. But, each chapter will end itself, so you won't have to worry about terrible cliffhangers or anything bad like that.
Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, do own the idea.
Example #1: Love At First Sight(i.e Romeo and Juliet) Heero and Minako
Minako stepped off the bus and took a seat on the bench. She hoped that her best friend, Tsukino Usagi, would show up soon. Time passed and Minako's gaze shifted now and then. Suddenly, an icy feeling took over her. She looked and saw a guy about her age, sitting on the bench across the street. It was scorching outside and the heat blurred him just slightly, but Minako could make out Prussian blue eyes.
His icy glare did not waver one bit. Minako was forced to look away. However, she found her eyes wandering back to him, and every time her eyes were met with his. He's rugged, attractive...sexy. I like. I like it a lot. Something about this guy was...magnetic, truly magnetic. Though she tried not to, her gaze shifted back to him several times. She wondered if she should approach him.
--- bus stop ---
Heero glanced at that pretty girl sitting across the street. She was staring at him, again. But Heero didn't let her phase him, oh no! He returned with his own, special 'death glare'. It seemed to be losing it's effect, though, because each time he gave her the glare, she held onto his gaze longer, and longer...
Now he was gazing into those deep pools of hers. He could swear that if he looked hard enough he might be able to see her thoughts. This time, it was Heero who looked away first. As his eyes fell to his hands, Heero felt ashamed. The glare that has made serial killers cower hasn't managed to even disturb this innocent girl. There's something odd about her...Not something bad...Just something...foreign.
"Love?" he said subconciously. He shook his head and didn't look at her for a while.
--- bus stop ---
That's it. I'm going to go over there and I'm going to talk to him. Minako straightened out her jacket. She glanced at him once more, to find his heated gaze upon her again. She began to sweat, just a little. Her heart began to pound beneath her chest. Why is he having such an effect on me? He's making me lose my composure with a mere look! Minako stood up and smoothed out the wrinkle in her skirt.
She was about to take her first step in his direction when she heard her name being called.
"Minako!" Usagi shouted. She ran to her friend and embraced her. "Are you ready to go?"
Minako said, "Yes! I've been waiting for an eternity." She gave a last look to the mysterious stranger.
She never saw or thought about him again.
--- bus stop ---
Heero watched the girl go. He shrugged, looked down at his watch, and wondered impatiently when Duo would arrive to pick him up.
The girl was already forgotten.
--- epilogue ---
They never saw each other again, and they were completely out of each other's minds.
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Now you know pretty much what this fic is going to be like! There will be others, but my next one is going to be on net meetings. Don't we all love those?? ANYWAYS! Please review, I'd appreciate it! If it sucks, just tell me, so I can stop writing! I hope you liked it though...