Disclaimer: I don't own Sonny with a chance / So Random.
Don't get it twisted
Tawni enter Chad's big mansion outside LA.
"Chad, listen to me! You gotta tell Allison "Sonny" Munroe that you still love her. Sure, she's married, but she should still know. Tell her or I'm gonna do it for you." says Tawni in a hard clear tone.
"You cool it down a few steps, Tawni. Nobody speak to me like that in my own house. I don't have any romantic feelings for Allison Munroe." says Chad.
"Oh, but you do. I saw how you had that 'sex-spark' in your eyes at the the premiere-party for your movie last month. Don't hide how you feel. You claim to be such a confident superstar, but you can't even tell a chick you've known for years how you feel about her. Such an ironic paradox." says Tawni, with a teasing smirk.
"Go fuck a drug-dealer, Tawni Hart! You're so wrong. The only thing I feel for Sonny is friendship and no more or less, okay?" says Chad. "Now, leave my house before my guards throw you out."
"Fine, Chaddy! Have it your way. I'm goin' now. Just a small advice...if you don't tell her how you feel, you'll regret it one day when it's to fucking late." says Tawni as she walk out to her car and drive home.
Two days later Tawni meet Sonny at the mall.
"Allison, have you heard from Chad lately?" says Tawni.
"No, not since the premiere-party. Why do you ask?" says Sonny.
"Cause I think he's got something he wanna talk to you about." says Tawni.
"If that's true why haven't he called me or sent me an e-mail or something?" says Sonny.
"You know, I think I know why. Chad may act like a sassy confident ego-freak, but part of him is really shy and insecure. Trust me, I know cause I've known him for a long time and it's true." says Tawni.
"Sure we're talkin' about the same Chad here? Shy and insecure, huh? That sounds nothing like Chad." says Sonny.
"Yeah, but it's very true." says Tawni.
The next day Sonny goes to visit Chad at his mansion.
"Chad, tell me what's goin' on." says Sonny.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." says Chad.
"Really? Tawni said that you had something special to say to me." says Sonny.
"Tawni...? Oh man! That woman is such a sneaky fuckin' bitch! Follow my advice, don't listen to Tawni. She get things twisted and build crazy scenarios in her big fat head all the time." says Chad.
"Some people would say the same about you." says Sonny with a teasing smirk.
"Don't be sassy with me in my own home, woman." says Chad.
"Sassy? Me? I'm so not sassy. My personality is very calm and sweet." says Sonny.
"If you say so..." says Chad.
"So, what is it that Tawni wanted you to tell me?" says Sonny.
"Our stupid bitch Tawni has this crazy theory about me havin' romantic feelings for you." says Chad.
"I hope you don't, cause I'm already married." says Sonny in a mature serious tone.
"Don't worry. Tawni is completely wrong. I see you as just a friend." says Chad.
"Thanks! Good to know, Chad." says Sonny.
"Whatever..." says Chad.
"Okay! Bye!" says Sonny as she leave.
The End.