Disclaimer: I am but a small time college student. In no way am I


representative of Marvel Comics.

Hello there one and all! This is your friendly neighborhood The Bud here


Trying out word perfect because, quite frankly, I cannot spell
worth the cyber paper I'm typing on. I'm also getting mad at the
computer because it keeps screwing up on me. Grrrrr! But anyway,
enjoy the story and this above all, have fun, but I'm going to kill

this computer, if you can kill an inanimate object.


" Bad Power Days."

"Beast!!!! I hurt myself in a place where my healing factor don't work!!!"

"My fur!!! My beautiful fur! Laid waste! Why did you have to freeze meeee!

"I glued my hands to my bald head!! Somebody heeeeelp meee!"

"I was singing in the shower and my glasses broke!! Waaahaaaa!"

"Professor! Beast welded me to the freezer! Boooowahh!"

" I saw Wolverine shaving himself in a naughty spot! My telekinesis Made my

Hairs stand strait up! I'm gonna cryyyyy! Wahhhhhhh!"

"I love ye Dallas!"

"Why did the monkey go boom! The Monkey! The monk monk! He go

boom! Boom Boom the monk monk monkey!"

"I was electrocuting the hair off my legs! Now I have a tattoo of the

Professor belly dancing on my legs! Noooo!"

"Ah blew up my left naughty spot! Now Ah a patch wearing pirate! Wahhhh!"

"I got Nair on my head! It burns! It Buuuurrrns!"

" Psylocke's stuck naked in my wings!! Get her offa meeeea!

"Ah have muh hand stuck in a birthin' cow!"


"My psybolt shot me in the behind! My behinds all red!"


"I teleported into Jeannie's underwear drawer! My face is stuck in

NaughtyWear bras! The lacey NaughtyWear bras!"

"I have a sheep stuck to my head!"

"One of me ate all the chocolate laxatives!"

"I grew another finger!"

"Visit Amazon.com"

"Like, Never eat funky smelling chili-fries! Bhhwarrrff!"

"Jubilee threw up in Professor's wheel chair!"

"Don't tell him!"

"My booty is squishy!"

"I need a diaper change!"

"One of muh shed skins is freaking Skin's shed skins!'

"I want to put my rainbow inside you!"

"A little man is fondling me "lucky pot of gold"!"

"Ah ate a urinal mint!"

"Beavis and Butthead stole our clothes while we were skinny dipping!"

"A rabid squirrel bit my balls..er Ball!"

"My tongue melted to the road!"

"Remy made dead cat stew!"

"Remy ate dead cat stew!

"Why does my Wheel Chair smell like chili?"

The moral of this story...screw it. Review me and write one.