Or the Alternate title - With language like that. Are you sure you're not porn stars?
Callen was sitting at his desk completing paperwork. Most of it overdue paperwork. Letter opener overdue, threats by Hetty. It was quiet in the bullpen, Sam in the gym working out with Kensi and Deeks out of the office. The only sounds were pen scratching on paper, keyboard tapping and the sound of paper being moved from inbox and incomplete to outbox.
"All I am saying is have a taste," Deeks said as he and Kensi walked into the couch area. They had gone out for lunch. Callen could hear their conversation but didn't look up.
"But I don't want to," Kensi answered, smiling under Deeks' gaze.
"Go on have a lick, it will taste good."
"No."
"Just a little one on the side, feel it explode in your mouth." There was the sound of a zip being undone and clothes being moved.
"I said no."
"Come on, you know that you want to, all that cream."
"Well maybe just a little."
"Taste it."
"Mmmm, it is good."
"Feels velvety."
"Yeah."
"See what did I tell you, have another lick." A moments silence before Deeks continues, "There's a good girl."
"I'm not a girl, I'm more woman than you could handle"
"Well the way you are licking, makes me think that this is your first time."
"I have done this before."
"Come here then and lick some more. Properly."
"I will." There was some more sounds of getting comfortable on the couch and clothes being moved. Callen cringed he did not want to hear them having it off on the couch. He realised that they had probably forgotten he was there or hadn't noticed him to begin with.
"That's right, just like that. Maybe I should let you do this again later."
"Definitely later. On the beach?"
"Yeah."
"Can I lick your's again?"
"Oh, yeah, anything you want princess."
"Will you taste mine?"
"I'm looking forward to it."
"Kensi, Deeks, I can hear you. I don't want to know about licking and tasting with the pair of you. This is a work place not a porn set," Callen got out still not looking at the pair.
"Callen, Kens and I just sharing an icecream."
"What?" Callen raised his head in shock and looked at the fully dressed pair sitting beside each other on the couch. Deeks holding the icecream and the covering of Kensi's lips from icecream smears. "Oh god."