Hey! I know I've not written for ages but I think I'm gonna start up again!

I was 'inspired' by some 'FRIENDS' of mine for this one ;)

Please R&R

I do not own Friends (unfortunately)

The familiar sound of erotic music filled the apartment, he was watching porn...again. He didn't know what it was that intrigued slutty women? The cheesy story line? The sex? He wasn't sure. All he knew was he was going to watch it.

His 'private time' was disturbed by a knock at the door. He paused the Tv and went to open it.

'Hey, did you order a pizza?' said the visitor.

'um... ' Joey hadn't ordered a pizza but this girl was hot and he might even get it for free! 'yeah, i did actually' he smiled.

'oh good! I've been walking around this building for the past half an hour!' She looked relieved and Joey thought it was time to make his move.

At first he just smiled at her, then he gave her 'the look'.

'Hey, how you doin'?'

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'Sweetie, get up! You're going to be late for work!' The words she heard every morning echoed round her aching head. She most definitely should not have gone out last night. Her head was killing her and she felt like if she moved she would be seeing the meal she'd eaten last night.

'Erica! Come on!'

She rolled cautiously off the bed, her hand remaining firmly in her head trying to stifle her throbbing headache. It wasn't going to be a good day at work. She regretted last night already!

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'Errm, how old are you?' was her response.

Joey's face dropped. If she was asking him how old he was it didn't look good. 'Excuse me?' he said.

' I'm 18 years old and you're what? 50? Do you really think you're going to get anywhere with me?'

Joey didn't respond. He just took out his wallet, gave her some money, took the pizza and closed the door. 'Porn it is then' he thought out loud.

She couldn't believe that her first customer of the day had been an old pervert! She had been right about it being a bad day. She jumped in the car. Before going back to work she figured she had to grab something to eat. Not pizza. She didn't think she would ever eat pizza again. As she put the key in the ignition, her phone began to ring.

She checked the caller ID before lifting it to her ear, it was her boss. "Hello?"

"Hey" said the familiar flustered voice on the other end of the line " Where on earth are you? This order has been waiting for 40 minutes! We promise 15 minute delivery!"

"What are you talking about? I just delivered that order..."

"Well, I've just this second got off the phone from a very angry customer!" yelled the Boss.

"I literally just delivered the pizza and got in my car when you phoned me!"

Ah... Seems as though that guy hadn't ordered a pizza... He just wanted to talk to me. Well, I'm not going back to talk to him!

"Some guy must have stolen it. Um, make another and I'll come by and pick now! Sorry, must have got the address wrong".

Yup, definitely a bad day...

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