AUTHORS NOTE: There… There is no true explanation for this madness xD I was going through my favorites on Deviantart a while back and I saw a picture done by the magnificent aiconxthat just sparked this. WARNING: Strong Language and Buckets of Crack. Seriously, this is some heavy crack. Enjoy ::heart:: DISCLAIMER: I do not own South Park or its characters. The cover image belongs to
"Once upon a time, there was this wicked awesome Broski, and his name was Clyde Donovan. Now, Clyde was a pretty busy dude, between the ladies and football practice, but, whenever he found the time, that Taco Torpedo would find his way over to his Bro's house.
So one day, this Clyde fellow had a lot of free time on his hand, and he decided, 'Hey, I think I'll go bug the shit out of my friend, Craig.' Because God damn was it fun to annoy that Guinea Pig Lover.
And so Clyde went to Craig's House.
Now, those two were like, hardcore bros, so Clyde saw no need to knock, bitch just kinda opened the door, like, 'I'M HOMMMEEE!', Cause I mean, that's just what he does.
And you know, that would have totally been fine on any normal day, but today was not a normal day.
You see, Craig's parents were out of town for some kind of 'Second Honey Moon' or some weird ass romantic thing like that, and his sister was at Summer Camp with Karen, so this bitch was ALONE.
And when this bitch gets alone time, do you know what he does?
He hipsters the fuck out.
No, seriously.
Clyde walked into the house, and there Craig was, blasting his Indie shit he calls music, some foreign and equally as indie movie playing on the TV, wearing the WEIRDEST shit Clyde had ever seen.
This bitch was in a big blue sweater and this old ass chullo, not his normal one, his Peruvian one, with all those designs and shit? Yeah, so he's in that, WITH LIME FUCKING GREEN SKINNY JEANS. WHAT THE FUCK TUCKER?
He was also wearing shoes. SHOES. He was in his own damn house and he was wearing purple friggin shoes that looked like Dylan's Perry winklers or whatever they're called. And don't even get me started on the fact that this asshole was wearing 3-D glasses. His movie was OBVIOUSLY not even in 3-fuckin-D
So Clyde looked at Craig and Craig looked at Clyde and there was just this awkward moment before Clyde was like "Fucking Hipsters." And Craig just flipped that asshole off and said,
"Hipsters Make Everything Look Good." AND RODE OFF INTO THE FUCKIN SUNSET ON A LLAMA.
THE MOTHER FUCKIN END."
Craig stared at his best friend with a rather bored expression, sitting on the couch with his knees pulled up, still wearing everything the other had previously mentioned, including his glasses and shoes. He let out a sigh and shook his head.
"Clyde, I don't have a llama." He said simply, unmuting his IPod, drowning out the others cries of protest as he stood up and went back to, as Clyde put it, Hipstering the fuck out.
ANOTHER AUTHORS NOTE: Dylan, referring to Red Goth, Wears purple buckled Winklepicker shoes. That's what Clyde's referring to xD