Hello everyone! your awesome kitty here and today I have awesome truth or dare where you the viewers get to tell me what you want your. Beloved characters to do truth or dare. Here are some simple rules kiddies.

1. No blood or gore don't want to give kids nightmares!

2. I will alow yaoi but keep it pg 13 people don't want to get into trouble.

3. specific on what truth or dare you give the characters. (names would be good if you dont mind.)

4. Have fun! :D

WARNING: SOME FOUL LANGUAGE (ED), YAOI, SEXUAL THEME AND I DO NOT OWN FMA!

So lets see who we have today!

-tucker crys in the closet-

ed: why is tucker in the closet?

kitty: he needed to be punished for what he did

Ed: ooookkk? Anyway back to the truth or dare

kitty: yesh!

-Ed and his friends get kidnapped and put in a building-

Ed: were am I?

kitty: welcome to my truth or dare ed-kun

Ed: you're not those fan girls right?

kitty: nope even worse

Al: what is worse than fan girls brother?

Roy: Dont ask trust me

Riza: yes lets not tell

kitty: on with the show!

Edward truth or dare?

Ed: truth I know you too well kitty

kitty: Hehe

Ed is it true you hate milk?

Ed: YEA I HATE THAT CRAP ITS EVIL AND HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE YOU GROW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Kitty: ok we don't need details On how milk is made or where it comes from anyway!

Roy truth or dare!

Roy: Dare!

kitty: wow hes brave

Ed: or really stupid

Roy: what was that shrimp

Ed: WHAT WAS THAT

Al: brother please calm down

Breda: yea ed chill

Ed: NO I WILL NOT CHILL HE CALL ME SHORT MIDGET!

-A bullet pass between them and they all froze-

Riza: shall we get back to the truth or dare

kitty: R-right

Roy I dare you to dress up as a girl and sing im a little tea-pot

Roy: no-no I will not do it!

Riza: just do the dare sir

Roy: fine...

Breda: this outta be funny

-Roy goes to dress as a girl and starts to sing-

I'm a little tea pot

short and stout

here's my handle here is my spout

when I get all steamed up here me shout

tip me over and pour me out~

Everyone: hahahahaha

Ed: that was price less

Kitty: anyway Al your up

Al truth or dare?

Al: dare

I dare you to yell I hate you and why dont you just die! at this cat. -holds cat-

Al: but I love cats

kitty: do it or it will die

Al: sorry kitty I HATE YOU AND WHY DONT YOU JUST GO INTO A STREET AND DIE!

kitty: good boy you get to keep the kitty

Al: yay

Kitty: your up riza

Riza: if you do something vile I will shoot you

kitty: uhhh...ok? ^^"

Riza truth or dare?

Riza: truth

kitty: -uses Ed as a shield- Is it true you like Roy?

Ed: HEY GET OUT BEHIND ME IM NOT GOING TO BE HER TARGET!

kitty: but im the writer i dont want to die.

Roy: yes tell them how our love is strong but is forbi-

Riza: No...I think of him as Allie and a friend nothing more

-Roy goes to emo corner heart broken-

kitty: ouch that's harsh. Well see you next time everyone! And hopefully I will get the next one going!

Roy: T~T - crying

Al: Will he be ok?

Breda: yea just give him time he will bounce back to the old roy in no time

Riza: he will be fine kitty

kitty: i hope so because he is going to do some truth or dare on this

-Tucker pokes head out of the closet-

Tucker: can i come out now?

everyone: NO!

Tucker: i feel hated

Ed: that's because you made a chimera out of your own daughter and dog you sicko!

kitty: wait how did he do that?

-Ed explains to kitty how he made a chimera-

WHILE ED IS ANSWERING KITTYS QUESTION AND BY HER FACE ITS NOT PRETTY LOOKING. ANYWAY! DONT FORGET TO REVIEW GUYS AND I WILL ADD MORE PEOPLE TO ASK. THANKS AND SORRY IT WASNT LONG!