The Guardian of Disney
Chapter 1: Just an Ordinary Girl, NOT
Let me just say for the record, I hate high school.
You got the pretty boy jocks, and the bitchy cheerleaders who always have to give a fuck about what you do. Then there are the smartass nerds who constantly see error in you and tell you what to do. And then there are the people who are just plain fucked up.
Me, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's normal here (despite the fact imp a scene kid but that's another story.) Or so I thought, saying that because everything changes. Thus, beginning my story on how I discovered I was a guardian, of the realm of Disney.
So just for starters my name is Raven. I am 14 years old and a pretty nifty archer. I have been doing it since I was young, and i'm pretty damn good. Did I mention I was scene as well? Whatever, the point is this shit of a mess happened at the school pep rally.
I was walking by when I saw the schools bitchiest cheerleaders Gigi, Gracie, and Gina. All blondes, all dumb shits, all as equally horrible. They always report me to the principal the first chance they get. Causing me to always get detention. Despite that I always knew there was something up about those girls, I just could not put my arrow on it.
As we sat down in the gym for the pep rally I noticed those girls were looking at me and giggling. Before I knew it, they snuck out of the pep rally. No way they were going to get me in trouble again.
I exited the gym looking between both halls but did not see them. I was going to go back and take my seat but Gina slammed the door shut with Gracie and Gigi behind me guarding me, not another damn beating. "And just where do you think your going angel fish?" Gina said with glowing yellow eyes.
Then I heard hosing behind me. I turned around and where Gracie and Gigi were took their place replacing them with large ugly eels. "Gina! You, bitch this isn't funny where-". I wanted to finish but Gina changed to! She was now a big fat ugly squid thing with purple skin and white troll hair. She also looked like she got a Botox job in L.A. Yet, i've seen this figure before, it was Ursula from the little mermaid!? "THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, IM DREAMING! ILL BLINK MY EYES AND I'LL WAKE UP!" So I tried, and they were still there.
"Oh sweet angel fish! Were not here to hurt you, we just need you to come with us…" Ursula said with an evil grin.
"NO! I WONT GO! I DON'T TRUST YOU OR YOUR SLIMY FISH FUCKS!". "I knew you would say that darling, boys…" "We got it ma'am" said the eels as they came towards me. Next thing I knew I was twisted in their wrath and thrown to the ground. One shocks me, and the other bit me.
"Now, are we rethinking our plan angel fish? Or do we need to convince you further?" I spat out blood on the ground. "Ok I'll…" Just then I saw a golden bow glow beside me.
The bow also came with a stash of arrows in a case with a strap on it (also golden.) With quick thinking, I picked up the bow and shot Ursula in the middle of her forehead. Killing her and the eels. They turned to dark clouds and evaporated.
"Well done lass, but you still have long ways to go. Come, ill escort you to safety on Angus here." I turned around to see the girl Merida, from Brave, on her horse.
I could only think two things about this, how fucked up my mind is right now. And the danger I'm putting myself in.
Authors note: this was my first real fan fiction. Comment below if you want to see more and which Disney character you would like to make a cameo in this series. ALL DISNEY/PIXAR CHARACTERS BELONG TO THOSE TWO COMPANIES NOT ME.