Well, people, here is a song, from Sauron's point of view, where he is fantasizing about getting his ring back. It's sung to the tune of "If I only had a brain" From the wizard of Oz. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
If I Only Had My Ring
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Well, I sent some wraiths to find it,
My Just-One-Ring-To-Bind-It,
And this is why I sing, (Da da da dadada da)
'Cause that nasty hobbit Frodo,
He'd be in a hobbit ho-ole
If I only had my ring!
The Nazgul are all soaring,
This song is getting boring,
Some power'd be the thing (Da da da dadada da)
If I had my ring of power
I could flatten all the flowers
If I only had my ring!
(Sauron sits down on his dark throne and looks dreamy)
Oh, I -- could just die,
I want that ring s'more..
These stupid Nazgul... annoy me to the core
But here I sit.
Oh Fudge!
(Sauron gets up and starts dancing around again)
Yes, Elves are quite annoying,
But they'd be just mere toying,
I'd have 'em on a string, (Da da da dadada da)
Like my past days of glory
Little kids would tell my story
If I only had my ring!
If I Only Had My Ring
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Well, I sent some wraiths to find it,
My Just-One-Ring-To-Bind-It,
And this is why I sing, (Da da da dadada da)
'Cause that nasty hobbit Frodo,
He'd be in a hobbit ho-ole
If I only had my ring!
The Nazgul are all soaring,
This song is getting boring,
Some power'd be the thing (Da da da dadada da)
If I had my ring of power
I could flatten all the flowers
If I only had my ring!
(Sauron sits down on his dark throne and looks dreamy)
Oh, I -- could just die,
I want that ring s'more..
These stupid Nazgul... annoy me to the core
But here I sit.
Oh Fudge!
(Sauron gets up and starts dancing around again)
Yes, Elves are quite annoying,
But they'd be just mere toying,
I'd have 'em on a string, (Da da da dadada da)
Like my past days of glory
Little kids would tell my story
If I only had my ring!