AN: Okay, as you can tell, I'm bored, so I thought I'd make a stupid little random chat thingy between myself and some Naruto characters:D
Let us begin with my retarded-ness...
Just so you know, "Ma, ma!" means something along the lines of "Wait, wait!" or something like that :)

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NeeChan: Oh my god, I am so bored...

Sasuke: So why the hell don't you just go back to making that video?

NeeChan: I have to download episodes. Duh! Moron.

Sakura: HEY! Sasuke isn't a moron! You are!

Naruto: Hey! She's not a moron!

Sakura: Are you saying I am, Naruto?

Naruto: Ma, ma, Sakura-chan! That's no fair!

Sakura: That's what I thought.

Sasuke: Sakura.

Sakura: Yes, Sasuke-kun?

Sasuke: Shut up.

Sakura: Sasuke-kun!

Naruto: -Puts hand over mouth laughing.-

NeeChan: -Is not so polite.- HAH! Sasuke hates you!

Sakura: Not true! -Looks to Sasuke.- You like me, right?

Sasuke: No.

NeeChan: -Falls off chair laughing.-

Sakura: Whatever. -Walks off scene.-

Naruto: Hey, that's not nice, NeeChan! -Says through laughs.-

Sasuke: -Shakes head.- Retards.

NeeChan: -Jumps up and growls.- Hey, Sasuke!

Sasuke: What? Oh.. uhh... -Backs away.-

NeeChan: You better run Uchiha. You better run. -Smirks.-

Sasuke: -Mutters.- Fuck..

NeeChan: -Plops down onto chair again.- Nah, just kidding! Just wanted to see you scared.

Naruto: Wow... You don't see him scared too much!

Sasuke: -Whacks Naruto over the head.- Shut up, dobe.

NeeChan: Aw, screw it. -Brings a can of silly string out of nowhere in particular.- Weee! -Squirts both.-

Naruto and Sasuke: -Angry.- NeeChaaan!

NeeChan: Heheh? -Jumps behind a random table.- I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it!

Sasuke: What are you going to do with a pencil?

NeeChan: I'll write! -Grins evilly.-

Sasuke: -Looks scared.-

Naruto: -Oblivious.- Write what?

Sasuke: -Puts hand on forehead.- Write stories pairing us up with people or doing really weird, bad, or disturbing things!! If we make her mad, you have no clue what's gunna happen!

Naruto: Ohh... -Looks back at me.- Crap.

NeeChan: Fetch me ramen, my slaves!

Both: Right.

NeeChan: Oh and Naruto?

Naruto: Huh?

NeeChan: I want it to actually get here before you steal it!

Naruto: Heheh? W-What makes you think I'd do that, NeeChan? -Sweatdrop.-

NeeChan: I'm not a moron. Now GO! :D

Sasuke: -Drags Naruto off screen.-

NeeChan: -Looks at people.- Just between you and me, there's no lead in this pencil. -Clicks top to prove a point.- Heheh...

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Yay, fun! xD