This is my first fanfic, It's a "me written in" one.

this was really just me killing time.
SO LIVE WITH IT!

hope you laugh!
-grungekitty


*LISTEN UP! This is important*

one day, while sitting in my room a magic, talking, chinchilla appeared in front of me

"I am Chimichanga, the magic chinchilla of Vada, a magical land that would require too much explaining for the time I have"

Naturally, I was confused, but decided not to question further about this "Vada" since he said he had little time, and instead resolved to let him get to his point

"I have come to give you this gift, do not ask me why for, as I stated, there is little time upon us"

then he placed a clothes hanger in my hands

one question filled my mind
"Da F##K?"

"this is a magic clothes hanger, it will grant you access into your favorite cartoon shows by making your tv and/or your computer in to a temporary portal to their realm, you can always come back so long as you have the magic hanger on your person, do not use this gift for evil, it will be clear some day as to why I gave it to you, but for now, I must go save my people from a giant squid in time for brunch with spider-man" he spoke at an impossible speed, then left in a mess of glitter

after blinking and staring at where he'd been for a full 2 minutes I finally spoke

"wait, what?"

but my question was in vain

so I simply got off my bed, which I had been sitting on, walked over to where my kinda closet thingy stood, and placed my new gift on the single plastic bar inside it. I figured I'd have some fun with it later. Whatever the reason, I had it now, and it was mine to use.

this is one of the many times it was used...


one day while watching the episode "00Sheldon" from "My Life As A Teenage Robot"...

the scene I'd seen before played on my computer
Sheldon: "hey Jenny, you need help with anything?"
Jenny: "Sheldon, don't interrupt! I'm very busying right now!"
Sheldon: "with...?"
Jenny: "Superhero robot business, you wouldn't understand"

at this point I did what I always did, seemingly, whenever Sheldon was on screen, I frowned.

Sheldon: "Okay, well... have fun with that"

he was frowning as much as I was

"Oh Sheldon! why would Jenny treat you like that? You're so sweet and devoted, any girl would be lucky to have you!" I was talking to Sheldon, but I knew he couldn't hear me. "I wish I could just jump through this screen and tell you that! I wish I could jump through the screen and hug you to death for THAT matter, but that's-" just then I remembered a certain gift that a certain magic, talking chinchilla gave me. carefully I jumped up, snatched the hanger off the plastic bar it was hanging from, and sat back down in front of my computer. At this point Sheldon was in his crying fit about being needed, going on about what he can do. With a wave of my clothes hanger I was in his room right as he said "...but no one cares"

...

"I care" A strange voice said, Sheldon had never heard this voice before. It was a girl, that much he could tell. Scared to death at the fact that some strange girl had managed to sneak in his room with out him knowing, he turned and saw a girl with brown hair and blonde highlights. She was wearing really worn out socks, some denim shorts, a tan-top stripped with different shades of blue, and a bracelet made of beads, the kind you'd make at summer camp or something, it looked like it said something, but he couldn't tell at his distance. She was also holding a clothes hanger for some reason.

"W-who are you?" he cautiously asked

Me, sensing the fear in his tone, took notice to my self, "I could of come more prepared" I thought. I was just lounging in my room before, my hair unbrushed, wearing an outfit that was slightly more revealing than I would have wanted, and some terrible, ugly looking, worn down socks.

"I must look terrible" I finality said out loud.

Sheldon was surprised by this girl's lack of self confidence, he thought she was beautiful, probably just because he thought any girl that payed any attention to him was pretty. Then he took a closer look at her, she had a scar on her left knee and that her nails were painted black and had pink dots on them.

"no, you look fine." he said.

"Why are you here?" he added to his previous comment. he could tell by the look and her face, she hadn't really thought, whatever she was doing, through.

"I just wanted to..."
but I didn't even know what I wanted to do. I was here but...

just then I realized where I was and who I was speaking to.

Sheldon saw the look on the strange girl's face change, but before he could process this change, she was... hugging him?