2P Italy: Today we did our usual "walk around the park." Drugging kids in the neighborhood and laughing at there stupidity. Just an average day for us. Today was the greatest though. We actually managed to get a kid into the van, without drugging him. It was mostly because of me. (It was really mostly 2p England).
2P England: Well that kid was a total jerk! When I tried to get him in the van he drop kicked me and got some black mud all over my fabulous suit. I WILL KILL HIM! Then eat his ground up flesh in the form of a pink and blue frosted cupcake!
2P America: I can't believe those two idiots let that kid get away. I would have had "fun" with him. I'm joking the kid was like 12, I don't want any little kid "ick" on me. I would probably have just hit him in the head a few times with my bat. Yeah, my "bat", joking again.