This was inspired by Crazy Boris's "Gil Quest", a hysterical comedy about two loveable characters who have to earn two million gil in order to pay the bail. All author powers, guest stars, and narrators are banned from this comedy for an unknown reason. Note: This is pretty much stupid humor. Disclaimer: I do not own. Widget Quest Chapter 1: The Quest Begins...
The television was acting weird... again. It was on, yes, but the screen wasn't doing anything else but keep a black screen with a white oval turning very slowly. The picture, or whatever you wanted to call in, fazed in and out several times before becoming steady.
This was annoying. Anyone watching would clearly be annoyed... or in our hero's case, bored. He was bored and annoyed. He was not annoyed by the television, oh no! He was annoyed by his companion.
"This channel sucks," Tahu said in a flat voice, "like a bucket of shadow leeches."
"I don't know." said his companion, Lewa, "I kind of like the absorb-gripping plotline."
Tahu glared at him from the couch.
The two were polar opposites. The former was a no-nonsense, clamp it or I'll clamp it for you fellow. The latter was a carefree, no brained ninny.
Tahu was red and Lewa was green, opposite colors. It was awfully fun to watch their color blind friend, Onua, try to deduce who was who.
"Lewa...?"
"Yeah."
"Change the channel."
"Okay, fine." Lewa grumbled, grabbing the remote. He hit the up button several times. His mask became taut with worry and fear. Each time his thumb would hit the button, he would become even more worried and frightened than the time before. "Okay, this is really staring to scare-freak me out. The channels aren't switch-changing. What if the television is possessed, and we get a telephone call from a guy and he speak-says YOU WILL DEAD-DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!"
"...What if you are just using the wrong remote?" Tahu asked, obviously annoyed by Lewa.
The green fellow looked down at his hands to see the remote for his remote controlled gukko that Pohatu had bought him for his last birthday. It was a great gift, yes, but Lewa could not seem to figure out how to put the batteries in the correct way; nor could he fly the thing correctly once he had help with the battery issue.
"Oh. That could also be the trouble-problem, too, I guess." He smiled and grabbed the correct remote and flipped the channel.
The next words that were heard for the television were: "There's a new Mary-Kate and Ashley movie coming out, Mary-Kate and Ashley Go Shopping!"
I actually have a friend who's color blind, so that's where that came from. You see she can see in color but she can't tell the deference between red and green when they are next to each other.