Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

"Hey" yelled Sirius, to the disappearing back of James Potter, "where are you going?"

"Just saw Evans." James called back.

Sirius sighed, "you have got to be bloody joking me, is he ever going to realise, she doesn't like him?" He asked Remus.

"Ha, nah mate, you know James, he's determined one day she will fall for him, like the rest of the female population have." Remus laughed. "Oh wait, all except for the one's that have unfortunately fallen for you, Paddy." He corrected himself with a smug look on his face.

Sirius stood confused for a moment as Remus kept walking up the corridor. "Hold on, you're not saying Lilly Evans likes me are you?"

"What? No! No way! God No!" Exclaimed a disgusted Remus.

"Ok, ok, don't get your wand in a knot." Sirius replied frustrated.

"Sorry mate, all I was saying is Lil is a down-to-earth nice girl, who isn't worried about boys, instead more focused on her studies." He explained.

"Ew." Said Sirius, catching up to Remus. "Who does that?"

"Well, er… Lilly" he said in a know-it-all way.

"Ha gross" Sirius choked.

Remus just rolled his eyes thinking how he has the most ridiculous friends around, but then again wouldn't change them for the world.

"How did it go?" Remus asked as James stumbled through the portrait hole.

"She just ignored me and piss-bolted" James replied as he slumped onto the couch.

"Oh" said Remus and left it at that. They sat for a minute in an awkward silence watching the flames licking the wood on which they feed off.

The portrait hole creaked open again and the sound of a giggling group of girls distracted them. James looked over to the entrance and saw his Lilly amongst the group, stood up instantly and waltzed his way over to her.

"Hello Evan's" He said flashing his dazzling smile.

"What do you want Potter?" Spat the fiery red-head.

"Why, to ask you to the next Hogsmeade week-end of course" He explained putting up his 'irresistible charm'.

"And why Potter, would I want to anything of the sort?" Lilly asked clenching her fists into the smallest ball they could possibly make to try and resist the temptation to punch him in the face.

"Well, dah! Cos I'm gorgeous" He explained.

"Gorgeous? YOU POTTER, ARE A WORTHLESS PILE OF DOXY DROPPINGS!" Lilly screamed almost at breaking point.

"Well yes, but a very good looking pile of worthless doxy droppings" he laughed.

"Leave me alone Potter, I HATE YOU! She yelled and spun around whipping her long red ponytail in his face.

James sulked back to the couch, more miserable than before.

"Maybe you should try coming at it from a different angle" Remus proposed.

"Thanks for you're concern Moony, but my way is working just fine thankyou very much." James huffed.

"Oh yeah, real well Prongs." Said Sirius trying to hide the hint of sarcasm, James noticed it and punched his shoulder.

"Well one good thing came out of today" Piped up Peter.

"Oh yeah, what's that" Sulked James.

"You have her spit on you're face"

Well, what did you think? This is my first Fanfiction so I'm a little bit worried about it. Please review so I can see if anyone is actually reading it. Oh by the way, I'm Australian so my spelling could be different.

Thanks, bek. x x