I do not own Invader Zim or any of its characters.
It was a dark and stormy night. Gir screamed and kicked in his sleep. "Tacos! I need them or I will explode! Master, I need them!" "Ugggggggggh Gir will you please SHUTUP? You are driving me insane! Each night you always dream about tacos. Can you think about something else other than tacos for once you little piece of junk," Zim said in much irritated exasperation?
"Piggy! My rubber piggy has died! NOOOOOOO!" "SILENCE GIR, YOU ARE GIVING ME A FREAKING HEADACHE!"Gir slept walked over to Zim and gave him a hug. I love you piggy, Gir told Zim in a whisper.
Zim growled and kicked Gir in the face so hard that he flew into the wall. Gir yelled, "INTRUDER!" A huge meaty hand (literally covered with meat) popped out of Gir's head and snatched Zim in a tight grasp. Zim screamed in agony as his skin started to slowly burn away. Gir squeezed Zim tighter. "Heh heh, squishy, I like squishy," Gir announced.
"THE MADNESS! THE MADDNEEEEES! GIR! PUT ME D-Own this insta-ant", Zim said weakly. Zim's throat began to swell up so that he could not breathe and he started to feel faint. "I will put you down once I have my Taco Piggy," Gir said. "Since (cough) when are youuuuu the master of me? I AM ZI-(cough), Zim said as he passed out not getting to finish his sentence.
Dib peaked through the window and started to giggle. "The alien is dead, Victory for Earth!" Gir squeaked and dropped Zim as Zim coughed up green blood and his eyes fluttered fitfully. Gir's meaty hand snatched Dib and pulled him through the window. "Hey what are you doing? Put me down,"Dib demanded.
Suddenly Dib's eyes lit up. "Hey Gir, do you want my Taco?" Dib raised the taco in his hand into the air like it was a great victory.
"Nooooo I want a piggy taco, I want it nowww" Gir begged. Gir dropped Dib to the ground while tears splattered everywhere.
With a questioning look Dib asked, "What do you mean piggy taco Gir?"
"A taco shaped into a piggy", squealed Gir now happy as can be.
"Ok, we will go get your taco piggy Gir but first, can you do something for me?" "YEEESSS!"
Dib mischievously said, "Could you bring Zim to my lab in my house please?" "Okie dokie!" "Good" said Dib grinning down at Zim with much malice and hate.
Zim's face contorted in a fit of rage. He tried to scream many nasty things to the Dib-human and for Gir to obey him because Zim is Gir's master not Dib! Yet, his throat was all puffy and his skin burned like a thousand needles so he couldn't speak or move a muscle. Giving up all hope, a silent tear rolled down Zim's cheek. "Total defeat."
Hope you liked my first chapter! :D If you want to know what Dib does to Zim and if Gir get's his piggy taco, please review!