Shadow Killer of Humorous Pranks: Rufus the Geek
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Narrator: As Rufus slams door from his Geek & Nerd Anniversary party He sings his usual song.
Rufus: I have a stinky butt but I don't care.
Rufus: (skipping into the living room)
Rufus: People Might stare might stare Butt I don't care. At my Butt that is ,At my butt.
Visitor: Do you know were the bathroom is?
Rufus: Sure. It's uh um in the garage.
Visitor: Thanks. Hey why do you I never see you use the bathroom?
Rufus: Uh um (sweating) well you see um. Hey somebody's gonna use the bathroom. Hurry.
Visitor: (Running) Hey Your right. Bathroom your mines.
Narrator: Finally I'm back in the show. After the visitor is gone Rufus walks to his room and he talks.
Yogi Bear: Hey! Hey! Hey! It's your average bear.
Red Hen: Get out Yogi your gonna eat my bread you fat oaf.
Yogi Bear: You should not have left in a basket. So I thought have some finger licking bread.
Red Hen: And leave me two crumbs. (pointing at the crumbs in basket).
Yogi Bear: I thought I ate them all. (eating the crumbs)
Red Hen: Ooh! You fat fruity oaf eating the baskets of Yellowstone National Park, now get out!
Yogi Bear: (eating the last crumb) Okay! Ay! Ay! Ay! (slams door)
Rufus: (walking in the hallway) At my stinky Butt people can stare but I don't care. Hey where's Yogi? He owes me a new yogi bear shirt. (pointing at the old one)
Red IIX: Hen kicked him out.
Rufus: Ah man. Where's Cloud?
Red IIX: Chasing after Sephiroth for his pancakes.
Narrator: Now here comes
Lois Lane: Ahhhhhhhh! (screaming)
Evil Processor: Gotcha.
Lois Lane: Superman! Help!
Superman: Not this time Lois. Oooh! What some nice finger licking bread.
Kurt Angle: (slamming the refrigerator door) Hey Hen you stole my milk to make that bread.
Red Hen: It's my milk and bread (hugging the bread).
Evil Professor: (in the kitchen) Ooh ooh ooh Rufus Lane stew.
Red Hen: It's my bread and nobody getting any of it. Ah Hah Ha heh. Crash. (laughing crazy and breaking though the window into the street.
Evil Professor: Ooh ooh ooh Cool chicken stew.
Red Hen: My Bread. My bread. My ahh (dropping the bread and running). Come on leg's don't fail me now.
Man in Car: Gonna Getcha.
Farm Animals: Yeah yeah yeah give us your bread.
Car: Eeeer (skidding on the street).
Red Hen: Curse these short legs!
Yogi Bear: Hey hey hey what nice finger licking bread.
Superman: Get off the nice finger licking bread or feel the punishment.
Yogi Bear: Bring it on Red Diaper Boy.
Superman: Let's take this inside.
Narrator: Back at the hallway.
Rufus: I'm going to my room.
Narrator. Rufus open, walks in, and closes the door. Rufus finds that the room is dark with no light.
Belt: whispatch (whipping)
Dad: clean you're a$$
Rufus: I can't hear you.
Dad: Clean your @$$!
Quite stupidly weird huh? Get ready for another chapter.