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Havoc and Hooves Day: Part One
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The Following Fan fiction contain spoilers of Havoc 2 and The Crystal Empire.
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"Why did I type that? I need to fix it. Huh? HEY! NO WAI-"
3rd POV [The Cutie mark Crusaders]
The three were at the club house trying to pack as much stuff as they could.
"Hurry up girls, Applejack is waiting for us." Applebloom said.
"What does it look like were doing?" Scootaloo asked.
Sweetee Bell was still looking around for stuff to put in the wagon then came across a bottle of purple juice. "Eww I don't know why we still have this." Sweetie Bell tossed it in the garbage.
But unknown to the CMCs the bottle bounced off a tree branch, and catapulted back inside ,right into the wagon without them knowing.
"Ok is that everything?" Sweetie Bell asked.
The other two nodded. "Eyup." Applebloom said.
"Now lets get going." Scootaloo said getting on her scooter and pulling the wagon.
The bottle of purple juice laid there, unknown to the three.
Havoc's POV
Today is Hearts and Hooves day, Just Like Valentines Day.
I was waiting for Luna to finish packing up, Celestia has agreed for her to go with me, now if only she would hurry up before I die of old age. "Luna its only for one week, are you packing your room?"
Luna was running back and forth trying to look for whatever it is she could find. "Where is it, where is it?"
I sighed, I walked in front of Luna and stopped her. "Luna! Calm down, what is it your looking for now?"
Luna sat down and took a deep breath. "My crown."
I just looked at her. "Thats what the big fuss is about?"
Luna glared at me, her stare could match Fluttershy's. "It was given to me by my sister."
I put my hands in the air. "Ok ok I'll help you find it."
Luna smiled. "Good." And as she turned around, I found her crown sitting right on her flank.
{"Worship the royal moon"} "I hate you brain."
"Uhmm... Luna?"
She turned around. "Yes Riles?"
"Your Crown."
"Yeeeeeeess?"
I couldn't keep myself from blushing anymore. "Its on youre..."
"On my?" Luna raised a brow to me.
"Flank."
Luna deeply blushed hard, she levitated the crown and placed it on her head. "Well... At least I now have it."
"Lets get going before were late." I said opening the door.
"Hmm do you think I should take some of my other things?" Luna asked.
"Nopeyourgood! timetogo!" I picked up Luna and carried her out.
"But-but..." Luna stopped struggling and laid there over my shoulder.
Now at the train station we were met with the Main 6, Spike, the CMCs, Trixie, Connor, BlackSector, Mayham, Burning Heart, Spines, J, and Solaris.
"Glad to see the rest of you guys are here." I said.
"Of course this is the first Hearts and Hooves for the Crystal Empire in a thousand years." Twilight said.
"Indeed I can't wait to go back." Rarity said her eyes were shining in excitement to be a crystal pony once again.
"And the best part is that we get to have the festival again." Applejack said.
"That also means I get to joust again." Rainbow Dash said.
"Oh please, I don't want to do that again." Fluttershy said.
Rainbow Dash patter Fluttershy's back. "Relax Fluttershy, this time its going to be Connor."
"What?" Connor asked frowning his brow.
"You heard me, im going to kick your flank for all the jokes you made about me." Rainbow dash said poking Connor's chest.
Connor got up to Rainbow Dash's face. "I would love to see you try." They glared at each other until Twilight and Trixie separated them.
"Alright break it up, our train is here." Twilight said.
As our train arrived we boarded it and made our way to the Crystal Empire. I noticed Mayham was looking down so I sat next to him. "Hey big guy whats wrong?"
Mayham looked out the window. "I just wish Celestia could come with us."
I smiled and patted his back. "Don't worry Mayham, Celestia said she'll be with us soon, she just has royal duties to finish up."
Mayham smiled and turned to me. "Thats good to hear."
I looked over to the others, The CMC's they were playing Go fish.
J was napping, using Rainbow Dash as a blanket, and Pinkie Pie as a pillow.
Spike and Spines were flaming popcorn for everypony.
Connor and Trixie were looking at a map of the Crystal Empire.
Solaris was sitting next to Twilight, they were both reading a book.
Fluttershy and Burning Heart were looking out the window watching birds fly by.
Rarity and Applejack were talking about the festival.
BlackSector was sitting in meditation.
And Luna was up in the front, I got up to the front, and sat down next to her, she looked at me and smiled. "Are you excited about this?" Luna asked.
I nodded. "Yeah I've never been to the Crystal Empire."
"You'll love it, its very beautiful, and the crystal ponies are very nice." Luna said.
"I just hope we don't scare them." I said.
"What do you mean?" Luna asked.
"Me, Connor, Mayham, J, and Solaris aren't exactly ponies."
Luna giggled. "Its alright Riles, the crystal ponies are very peaceful, and Cadence and Shining Armor will be waiting for us."
I smiled and laid back, with Luna laid right next to me, and we fell asleep.
{YouTube-Scorpions Holiday}
Luna and I laid in a filed of flowers, looking at the night sky, we looked to each other, her beautiful eyes shined in the moon light, then a flower landed on my muzzle, Luna was giggling, I took the flower and placed it in her hair.
She smiled, and placed her hoof on my cheek, then a large cloud started floating under the full moon, Luna looked crest fallen, then a thought came to me I got up and turned human with a pale blue tuxedo.
I offered my hand to Luna, she smiled and used her magic to turn into a human also. she still had the same hair, and was wearing a beautiful night blue dress. She gave her hand to me, and I helped her up. Luna has never walked on two legs before and was about to fall over, but I made sure she was safe.
I picked her up and jumped into the air, she was scared at first but knew she could trust me. I landed on the cloud and placed her down on it. "Princess Luna Would you care to dance with me under the full moon?"
She smiled. "I would be delighted."
As the full moon and stars shined, We both always knew we were ment for each other, the romance we shared, the friendship we made with our friends, and the love we had, made us happy.
"Youre the greatest Pony I have ever met Luna"
"And youre the greatest Draconaquus I have ever met Riles."
As we held each other I placed my hand on Luna's cheek and ki-.
'WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOooooooooo'
The whistle of the train woke us up, we looked at each other and blushed. "Did we have the same dream?" Luna asked.
I rubbed the back of my head. "I guess so." I looked out the window and saw another train station made of crystals.
"This is our stop." Luna said getting up.
I got up to and popped my back, we all walked out with Cadence and Shining Armor. "Twilight!" Cadence yelled.
"Cadence!" Twilight yelled back. they ran uo each other and... well. "Sunshine Sunshine, lady bugs awake, clap you hooves together, and do a little shake!" You get what I mean.
"Its great to see you again Havoc." Shining Armor said as we hoof bumped.
"Same here, so I take it the Crystal Empire is ready for Hearts and Hooves day?" I asked.
Cadence nodded. "Of course, This is my favorite holiday, so I want to share it with the crystal ponies."
"Thats why she invited all of us." Luna said.
"Indeed, On Hearts and hooves day, theres Romance in the air, and no matter where you turn, Love is everywheeeeeerrrrreeeee." I sang making Everyone laughed.
"That was good Havoc." Sweetie Bell said.
"Thanks."
We all continued on to the Crystal Empire, the moment we entered everyone was... Well... I think I'll call it crystalfication. The Main 6, Spike, Cadence, and Shining Armor were just like the same in the episodes.
Rarity was giggling like crazy.
I looked to the others, Trixies crystalfication was almost similar to Twilights, only she had a pony tail instead of a bun.
The CMC's Looked like they were ready for a school photo.
Connor now had a hair style just like yugi, form yugioh.
Mayham, Spines, and BlackSector were still the same, only they looked like crystals now.
Burning Heart had a (Kingdom Hearts 2) Sora, type hair style.
J had a (Tekken 6) Lars type, hair style.
Solaris looked like he was just groomed and ready to go in a dog show.
Luna's mane were in two curls and her tail was a pony tail.
I pulled out a mirror, and saw that I had the Elvis type hair style. "I look good."
Luna nodded. "Indeed Even if you are a Draconaquus."
"Thank ya, Thank ya very much." I said in my best Elvis impersonation.
"So whats going to happen at the festival?" Twilight asked.
"Thats where you all come in, since you helped us out last time, why not do it again?" Cadence asked.
The Main 6 smiled. "Alright! I get to joust again!" Rainbow Dash yelled.
"And I brought my apple cart." Applejack said.
"Oooo! This means Me and J can make snacks!" Pinkie Pie yelled.
J was still looking at his hand then looked back to us. "Uh yeah, what she said." He placed his hands in his pockets.
"What about you Havoc? Do you have any Ideas?" Shining Armor asked.
I gave it some thought. "Hmmmmm, I dont really know."
"Common Havoc, youre always full of ideas." Applebloom said.
I kept thinking then a lightbulb appeared over my head "Well there is this one game that popped into my mind."
"Really what is it?" Applebloom asked.
"Its a game were you dunk a guy into a tank of water." I said.
"That is all you can come up with?" Connor asked.
"Its ether that or head bowling." I said.
"Whats head bowling?" Scootaloo asked.
"Its where you place a bowling pin on someone's head, then knock it off with a bowling ball."
"That sounds a little dangerous." Sweetee Bell said.
"Why would you play something like that?" Applebloom asked.
"I don't even know." I said.
As we got to the city some of the crystal ponies stared at us (The nonponies), but didn't panic since we were with Cadence, Shining Armor, and the Main 6. I guess with out somepony screaming the Horror, it goes along smoothly.
Cadence waked up and began to speak. "Citizens of the Crystal Empire, these are our new friends and there here to help us with the festival, and Hearts and Hooves day."
The crystal ponies cheered, and welcomed us, they also asked us a lot of questions about what we nonponies were, and I'll just skip that since you already know what questions they'll ask.
Now inside the Crystal Castle, Cadence and Shining Armor showed us to our rooms.
"Here the rooms for you all." Cadence said showing the Main 6, Spike, and The CMCs to there rooms.
"Its beautiful." Rarity said with sparkles in her eyes.
The CMCs ran inside, and started jumping on one of the beds. "Hey you three stop that right now!" Applejack yelled.
Then Pinkie Pie started jumping on the bed. "WEEEE! This is fun!"
"Thanks Cadence." Twilight said hugging her.
"And heres some rooms for you guys." Shining Armor said showing Mayham, Burning Heart, Spines, BlackSector, and Solaris to their rooms.
"Ooooooo, shiny." Spines said.
"Indeed." Burning Heart said.
"We thank you for your hospitality." BlackSector said bowing.
"Sweet." Solaris said.
"Whens lunch?" Mayham asked.
"It will be soon, and as for you two." Cadence said showing Connor and Trixie to another room.
"Oh thank you very much, Lets check it out Connor!" Trixie yelled levitating Connor inside.
"And right here, we have a special room made for you two." Cadence said showing us a silver door, with a blue moon on it.
She opened the door and the room was inside bright blue, with a silver floor, the ceiling was dark blue, with white crystals making it look like the night sky, there was even a moon shape Chandler, and a bed with silk blue curtains, there was even a fire place with blue fire, and a white oval table.
"What do you think? We had these rooms custom made for you and aunt Celestia." Cadence said.
Luna smiled. "We love it Cadence, what do you think Riles?"
I couldn't agree more with Luna. "Its very amazing Cadence."
"I hope you don't mind sharing a room, you two are such a good couple, and I would fell bad to keep you two apart." Cadence said.
"Oh its alright, We don't mind, Thank you Cadence." Luna said.
Cadence smiled. "Your welcome, now tomorrow the festival will start so fell free to enjoy the rest of the day."
"We will." I said as Cadence and Shining Armor left, I walked over to the bed and laid down in it, If I slept now and woke up I wouldn't know what year it would be.
Luna laid down next to me and smiled. "Isn't this great Riles?"
I smiled back. "It sure is, it can't get any better than this."
"I think it can." Luna scooted closer, and snuggled up right next to me, nuzzling my face, forcing me to blush.
I wrapped my arms around her and held her tight. "Have I ever told you how amazing you are?"
"Only about a thousand times."
"And how beautiful your are."
Luna giggled. "Thats a new one." She kissed me on the cheek and got up from the bed. "Im going to take a shower before we have lunch."
I nodded, and got up to. "Okay I'll see if the others are ready to set up the festival."
Desolving to next scene...
3rd POV [Cutie Mark Crusaders]
"Now you three run along and play, maybe you might find some other ponies that don't have cutie marks yet." Applejack said.
The three smiled. "We sure will, Common girls." Applebloom said as the three pulled there wagon, until one of the boxes fell of. With the bottle rolling out and down the hall, unknown to the three.
"Here I'll get that." Sweetee Bell said picking up the box and placing it back in the wagon.
"Lets go." Scootaloo said getting her wings going, and pulling the wagon.
"Do you think they'll want to join us." Sweetee Bell asked.
"I hope so, nopony should ever go without a cutie mark." Applebloom said.
3rd POV [Cadence]
Shining Armor had to make sure to the Crystal Empire was safe and went out, Cadence was a little disappointed but understood. She walked down the hall way and saw a bottle of purple juice, she looked around and but didn't see anypony.
"Why is there a bottle of grape juice doing on the floor?" She asked herself, then lifted it off the ground. "Maybe a little drink will get my mind off things." she then made here way to the kitchen.
3rd POV [Connor and Trixie]
Trixie was giggling like crazy while looking at the room. "In all of my life, this is the life."
Connor was looking out a window, bord out of his mind. "Yeah sure."
Trixie turned to him and started to fell sorry. "Oh um sorry, hey tell you what, im going to see if Twilight will need help so you can hangout with Havoc and the others."
Connor rose a brow to Trixie. "You really want to do that?"
Trixie nodded. "Of course, Me and Twilight are good friends now."
Connor sighed and walked to the door, then a thought came to him making him smile. "Ok see you in a bit Trixie."
Havoc's POV
I was with Mayham and Solaris, we were thinking of ideas for the festival.
"Oh maybe we could make pizza." Solaris said.
"Yeah and what about caramel popcorn?" Mayham asked.
I nodded and wrote it down on the list I made. We have ice-cream soda, nachos, cheese sticks, pizza, and now caramel popcorn. "Great Idea guys, now what should we do for games?"
Solaris gave it some thought then smiled. "What about games at a carnival?"
Mayham nodded. "Yeah or maybe circus games?"
I wrote those ideas down. "Ok im going to show these to Cadence, in the mean time go ask if Connor has any ideas."
They nodded and went to find him, while I went to go find Cadence.
3rd POV [Connor] Meanwhile
Connor looked around the castle seeing just how shiny it was. "So this is why its called the Crystal Empire." Then he found Shining Armor watching over the city. "Perfect." He then turned into a blue unicorn, with a henna mane, and tail, with two paint brushes crossing.
He walked up to Shining Armor and tapped his shoulder, making him turn around. "Um... Can I help you."
Connor just smiled and pulled out a pen, then he drew a moustache on his face. This cause Shinning Armor's eye to twitch. "Did you just draw on my face?"
Just then Connor ran back inside with Shinning Armor chasing after him. "Hey stop in the name of the royal guards."
Connor turned a corner then quickly changed back, then spun around. "Hey watch where you going!"
"Connor are you alright?"
"Yeah some unicorn guy ran passed me."
Shining Armor kept on with the chase, it will be a while before he will give up.
Connor smiled proudly. "Its feels good to trick ponies again."
"Hey Connor!" Mayham yelled.
He turned and found Mayham and Solaris. "Hey guy whats happening?"
"Havoc wanted us to know if you have any Ideas for the festival." Solaris said.
Connor gave it some thought but shook his head. "I got nothing."
Just then Rainbow Dash flew up to Connor. "Alright buddy its jousting time."
Connor smirked. "Bring it on Skittles." He looked back to Mayham and Solaris. "Sorry guys, but I have a joust to win."
They rolled there eyes and went to help the Main 6
3rd POV [Burning Heart and Spines] Meanwhile
Spines was laying on the bed, then got up. "Hey Burn why are we still in here?"
"Im still busy unpacking, and you know we are here as guests." Burning Heart said without looking at her.
Spines fell back in the bed and groaned. "Im at a crystal castle, and there is still nothing to do."
Burning Heart turned around then walked up to her. "When I am done we can go help the others, and you can play with Spike."
Spines smiled. "You better get done."
3rd POV [J]
J stood over the balcony and was drinking a mounten dew, Pinkie Pie has told him about Hearts and Hooves day.
"If only I had a post card of this place." He drank the rest of his soda and crushed it flat with his bare hands.
"Hey J want to help me with the snacks?" Pinkie Pie asked popping out from behind J without any reaction.
"Sure." J said smiling. "What kind of snacks do you want me to make?"
Pinkie Pie tapped her hoof to her chin in deep thought. "Just like the ones at Sugar Cube Corner."
"Cup cakes, cookies, cakes, pies, and chocolate milk, got it."
"Oh and don't forget Ice Cream cake!" Pinkie Pie yelled and bounced out of the room, with J carrying a cooler.
3rd POV [Cadence] Meanwhile
Cadence got out a small glass then poured some of the juice into it, she looked at it fizzing. "Maybe its grape soda." She then took a small sip then smiled. "Mmmm its not that bad." Then her eyes widen with swirling pink rings in them.
"There you are Cadence, I just came by to show you the Ideas me and the others have."
Havoc came in holding a list, and Cadence kept on with the strange smile.
Havoc's POV
I came in to the kitchen and finally found Cadence, it took forever to find her, but paid off. "There you are Cadence, I just came by to show you the Ideas me and the others have."
Cadence looked to me and gave me a strange smile. "Oh Hello Havoc." Her eyes were half opened, wich was starting to freak me out.
I rose a brow. "Uh... Why are you staring at me like that?"
She then slowly walked up to me with her flank swinging side to side. "Its just that youre, very tall, dark, and handsome." She then bit her lower lip.
I started to back away slowly. "Uh thank you?"
"In fact you so handsome, I might just kiss you." Cadence was about to kiss me until I flew back a few feet.
"Hey hey hey, settle down, I not that kind of friend, besides your married." I said holding my hands in front of her.
"Oh what Shining Armor won't know, won't hurt him, now how about a nice kiss, you chaotic stallion." Cadence said flying up in the air.
I began to panic, I think all of this love has finally fried her brain. I pulled out an Hour glass."Oh look at the time, I need to get going." I quickly ran out.
"Come back Havoc, youre my lover of chaos!" Cadence said flying after me
I kept running. "NO THANK YOU!" I then teleported out of the castle, and found five of the Main 6, Spike, and J, getting the festival ready.
"Hey dude, whats happening?" J asked.
I gulped. "I think theres something wrong with Cadence."
Twilight was shocked. "Whats wrong with her?"
"When I was in the kitchen, its like she just fell in love with me." Twilight rose a brow to me. "I didn't do anything, I swear."
"Hes telling the truth Twi." Applejack said then turned to me. "Maybe we should talk to Cadence."
"And look here she comes now." Rarity said pointing at the sky.
I saw her, she was flying like Fluttershy. "Oh Havoc." Cadence said in a sing song voice.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" With out ant second thoughts I flew fast into the sky and as far away from her as possible.
3rd POV [Cadence]
Cadence flutter after Havoc, with The Main 6, Spike, and J staring at her as she flew by. "Isn't he dreamy?" She then continued on with her chase.
"Huhhh...?" Twilight just stood there.
"Is she suppose to be like that?" J asked.
Spike shook his head. "No she maybe a princess of love, but that is just... wired."
Havoc's POV
I hid in some clouds, hoping she wouldn't find me. "Ok ok I just have to stay here until she snaps out of it." Just then I started seeing pink.
"Guess who?" I slowly turned around to meet Cadence's face. "Peek a boo."
I then slipped out from her, and flew back into the city. "Where to hide?" I found a crystal pillar and hid behind it, I looked around. "Please don't find me, Please don't find me, Please don't find me." After a few minutes I started to calm down. "Whoooo glad I lost her."
"Don't be so sure about that." I looked over and found Cadence sitting beside me.
"Goodbye." I quickly ran out of the city and hoped to find a better hiding spot. "I feel like im in Loony Tunes."
3rd POV [? ? ?]
Outside of the Crystal Empire, shattered pieces of dark crystals stared to gather together, and form a pony, he opened his eyes and smiled evilly.
"Crystals."
To Be Continued...