Death the Kid Rant!

The number 8 is a beautiful number! It's perfectly symmetrical in both directions! Not an asymmetrical line in sight! This is why I don't understand how a perfect number like 8 is derived from such asymmetrical trash as the number 4 or 2! It's blasphemy! I am astounded that numbers aren't more symmetrical! The perfect number combination would be 88,888,888 (8, 8 times)! Perfectly symmetrical! You may be thinking that 1 is a symmetrical number as well, or 0, but none are as beautiful as the number 8! Oh 8, how I love thee! 2 is a perfectly fine number if you think about it! The number 2 can be evenly divided in half, and if you multiply it by itself it makes the number 4, an alright number. But the number 2 looks atrocious as does the number 4! The number 10 is another okay number and just as tollerable as 2 or 4 or any other even number. But alas, as I conclude, no number will ever be as great as 8!

A.N.I love this! I was thinking about symmetrivcal things when i thought that this is something Kid would totally rant about in his head! Review if you want, if you don't want to, don't feel obligated. Im still new at this so i may not be great.