Friends Season 11

Episode 1: TOW the Lilies

(Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler have already left. Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are still there)

Rachel: Wow. I just can't believe they're finally gone. (starts to cry)

Ross: I know. (hugs Rachel)

Rachel? I, uh, I think I'm going to go to the bathroom. (leaves)

Joey: Wellll?

Ross: Well what?

Joey: When are you going to do it?

Ross; Do what?

Phoebe: Ask Rachel to marry you! Listen next time.

Ross: Marry? We just got back together!

Joey: So?

Phoebe: Haven't you learned your lesson? Don't take any chances!

Joey: Dude, you are so lucky to even have her. Boy if she was still single (Phoebe motions to stop) she'd be missing out on New York's greatest (to Phoebe) what does he do again?

Phoebe: What Joey is trying to say is, you love Rachel right?

Ross: Of course.

Phoebe: And you never want to lose her again?

Ross: I would die if I lost her.

Phoebe: And nothing good can come from going on a break right?

Ross: Can we get to the point please?

Joey: Propose already!

Phoebe: (reading the newspaper) Your horoscope even says "You will take the plunge and propose to your high school sweet heart"

Ross: All right. I'm gonna do it.

Joey and Phoebe: Oh that's great!

Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) (to Ross) Can we go back to the apartment? I'm a little tired.

Ross: Sure sweetie. We'll talk to you guys later.

Joey and Phoebe: Bye. See ya (Rachel and Ross leave)

Joey: Does his horoscope actually say that?

Phoebe: Oh no, I just made that up.

Joey: What does it say?

Phoebe: "You will lose something and end up on the street." Wow! I got that same horoscope the day my mom killed herself! Oh that's so weird.

Joey: What's mine say?

Phoebe: "You will have a romantic evening"

Joey: (laughs quietly) I could have told you that

(Scene: Monica and Chandler's new house)

Monica: Well the twins are down for their nap. Can you believe we're finally parents? And we have our own house? That could use some cleaning. (starts to go clean)

Chandler: (grabs her) Just relax. This is all happening so fast. You should probably try not to stress out.

Monica: What about you? You're new at all this too.

Chandler: Well I don't get obsessive sudden cleaning urges. (Monica looks upset) Which is what I love about you.

Monica: Really?

Chandler: No, but I love everything else about you.

Monica: Nice save.