It was November 1, 2011 and the fourth episode of Glee's third season Pot O'Gold had just ended. The promo for the next episode came on. She immediately shut of the television. She couldn't face it. She knew what was going to happen next episode and while she was happy for Kurt and Blaine she wanted to deny the other couple who were also to have sex the next episode. Why couldn't Rachel have kep the promise of waiting til she was 25?Why do non-Finchel shippers have to put up with this shit?
She thought of all the OTP's she had come across on and the one she shipped herself. Definite Faberry for life. But any of them. Heck ALL OF THEM was way better than having to put up with Finn and Rachel. It just seemed so fucking unnatural. And she couldn't really understand it either. THEY HAD NOTHING IN COMMON! What the hell even kept them together? Did Rachel really have such low self-esteem she'd really give it up to the guy that jerked her around for two years AND cost them nationals? Ashley really couldn't understand. She knew that Faberry was as likely to happen as a zombie apocalypse but still losing to her virginity to anyone but Finn was the most desirable outcome for her. She'd put up ARTIE if she had to just as long as Rachel and Finn DID NOT HAVE SEX.
But she knew the episode had already been filmed as she did follow the whole glee cast on twitter. It did not stop her from wanting to throttle Ryan Murphy and Brad Fulchuck She would give anything to beat them to death for crushing all the dreams of those who shipped ANYTHING but Finchel. The Puckleberrys, The Pezberrys, The Brittberrys, The Rurts and Anderberrys, Changberrys and Jonesberrys, The Evansberrys, but especially the Faberrys. She should know. She was one of them.
She wanted to kill her friend who told her what was happening in episode 5 at the beginning of October. She had a whole month to deal but she still couldn't. It just ate at her really for the whole month having the foreknowledge of what would happen really weighed down on her.
She really wished she had found out today watching the promos instead of having to bear the knowledge for the whole month but there was nothing she could do. There was many a times she wish for bleach because everytime she thought about it all she could see was Finn and Rachel just. Doing it. Even the thought disgusted her.
She had contemplated on continuing watching the series when she found out but her love of Dianna Agron,Naya Rivera and Heather Morris really was hard to give up. Especially Dianna. If shecould she woud marry her. Or at the very least if Lea and Dianna were a couple she could cope but alas we don't always get what we want. For example Episode 5 of the new season.
She couldn't bear to think of it. She really just wanted to cry and forget that Glee ever happened but Dianna was really fricking hot and she knew she was lost. But seriously? This killed her. She wanted nothing to do with it. She wasn't sure if on November 8th she would be watching the show or not but going without know WHY in on God's (This coming from an atheist) green earth Rachel WOULD choose to fuck Finn the Pillsbury doughboy was killing her. She thought Cory was cool and all but she still HATED Finn with a passion. And not just for the shit he put Rachel through. But Quinn as well and the shit he said to Santana after he slept with her? Unforgivable.
She really thought Finn should be shot or at the very least lose his manhood. Anything really that effected him in a negative fashion. She wasn't sure about what to do on November 8th but she did know she was not watching Rachel and HIM. It was just sacrilegious to her as a Faberry shipper to have that image in her head. Still. Dianna Agron was fucking hot and nothing could ever really stop her from drooling over that.