Jackson Show chapter 1
I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
Percy: Hello and welcome to the Jackson Show! Our first skit is called Percy the hunter Enjoy!
Percy: THALIA!
Thalia: WHAT?!
Percy: Can I be a hunter?
Thalia: Percy...Hunters are GIRLS
Percy: what if I didn't have a dick?
Thalia: Well technically that would be an exception...
Percy: Thalia got any scissors?
Thalia: PERCY!
-End Scene-
Percy: I hope you enjoyed that skit because there's MANY to come!
our next skit is called The mailman has had enough, Enjoy!
-On Olympus-
Zeus: HERMES WHERE WERE YOU?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DELIVER THE MAIL 3 HOURS AGO!
Hermes: Dude...fuck that shit you got any cheatos?
Zeus:...No, Hermes are you feeling alright?
Hermes: Fuck I'm out of cigarettes you got any on you Zeus?
Zeus: Since when did you smoke?
Hermes: Since you started cheating on Hera
Zeus: ... bye *Teleports away*
-End of scene-
Percy: Hahaha special thanks to Hermes for actually going on crack!
our next skit is called For the lols
-On Olympus-
Artemis: APHRODITE?!
Aphrodite: *Yawns* Ye- Why do you look like a guy?
Artemis: DON'T DO THAT INNOCENT CRAP WITH ME WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Aphrodite: Oh nothing just a little gender swapping
Artemis: GENDER SWAPPING?!
Aphrodite: Yes I swapped the gender of you and your hunters
Artemis: WHY?!
Aphrodite: Artemis I DID IT FOR THE LOLS
Artemis: The fuck is a lol?
Aphrodite: Artemis honey keep up with the times *Teleports away*
Artemis: WAIT IM NOT DONE YET!
Percy: Hahaha Artemis keep up with the times
Our last skit for the show is called Nico Master of Archery
-On Olympus-
Nico: LADY ARTEMIS
Artemis: WHAT
Nico: I challenge you to a archery contest if I win I get to make out with a hunter if you win I will be you and the hunters slave for 1 Week
Artemis: Your on death breath
-Archery range-
Nico: *Fires a straight bullseye*
Artemis: ha *Aims*
Nico: *Sneezes so loud even the Gods could hear him
Artemis: *Misses* WHAT?!
Nico: I win
Artemis: No far! I demand a rematch you distracted me!
Nico: Rematch denied you distracted me but I did it
Artemis: How on earth did I distract you?!
Nico: With...dat ass..
Artemis: ...Fine I will bring you one of the hottest hunters we have
*Brings Thalia*
Nico: YOU BROUGHT ME MY COUSIN?!
Thalia: Wait..WHAT
Artemis: Come on Nico make out with your prize
Nico: *Runs away* I SWEAR I WILL GET YOU BACK ARTEMIS!
-End Scene-
Percy: Anyway that was the Jackson show, I'm Percy and ill see you guys later PEACE BITCHS!