Wicked Rap
Elphaba is my name
And defying gravity is my game.
I tried to make good,
But I ran from the 'hood.
I was born green
And made people scream.
Glinda is my name
And being popular is my game.
I thought Elphaba was stupid and mean
Just because she is green.
I thought I'd been changed for good,
But she stole my man and took him into the wood.
Fiyero is my name
And dancing through life is my game.
Glinda and I used to skip about,
But then her lips started to taste like trout
Because I realized Elphaba was the one for me.
So we ran and kissed below a tree.
The wizard is my name and being wonderful is my game.
I entered Oz by my balloon
And realized these people were a bunch of fools
So I silenced animals and bided my time
But then Elphie came in and started to rhyme.
We took her down though we knew nothing about her,
But then it turned out she was my daughter.
Madame Morrible is my name
and being horrible is my game.
I started out pretending to be a nice dorm advisor,
But then Elphie came in and turned out to be the wiser.
I started nasty rumors about her,
So everyone hated Elphie, even her sister.
She pleaded with them not to believe all to no avail,
But because of this I ended up in jail.
Nessarose is my name
And being embarrassed is my game.
My sister makes me look foolish
Instead of coolish.
Boq didn't love me,
So I made him lose his heart to me
Boq is my name
Lying is my game.
I'm made of tin
Because I didn't win
Glinda's heart
And the Witch was too smart.
Doctor Dillamond is my name
And bleating is my game
I thought I could talk for a while
But then the wizard smiled
And said "you can talk no more"
So now I am poor.