Sasha sighed. Ever since everyone defeated the traveler, Sasha and Rhys moved to Pandora. Both Sasha and Rhys were happy in Sanctuary. Sasha loved to visit Marcus's shops and Rhys always fanboyed the Vault Hunters that visited. After a while Sanctuary wasn't very exciting.
"Hey Sasha, I've been thinking.", Rhys said.
"What is it?", Sasha asked.
"It's getting pretty boring around here, and I think we should have some more company.", Rhys said.
"Oh no no no, I don't think we are ready for kids yet, Rhys.
"I'm not thinking of kids, silly. We should get a pet!", Rhys exclaimed.
"You know, that's actually not a very bad idea, Rhys. You should go search for one.", Sasha said.
Rhys grabbed his stun baton and left to find a pet for him and Sasha.
Rhys looked everywhere, but he could not find any pet in Sanctuary. His last option was to go to Marcus's shop.
"Hey Marcus, you got any like... pets around here?"
"I sell guns, not pets. The closest thing I can give you to a pet in sanctuary is this thing in this box."
"What is it?"
"You can find out later. And remember, no refunds!"
Rhys left back to their house, eager to find out what was in the box.
"I got something, Sasha!"
"Thank gosh! What is it?"
I'm not sure, Marcus told me to..."
Wait a minute, you bought it from MARCUS?!", Sasha yelled.
"Yeeeeahhhhh..."
Rhys smiled his dopey grin while Sasha was not amused.
"Let's just hope the thing Marcus gave you isn't a 50$ gun."
Rhys opened the box slowly. When all of the sudden...
"Hello Minions!"
"Oh no, it's a Claptrap unit!", Sasha yelled.
"Turn those frowns upside down, minions! We can work together and kill Jack!"
"I hate to burst your bubble Claptrap, but Jack's already dead", Sasha said.
"Oh... but we can still be friends, right? Right?"
"Of course Claptrap.", Rhys said.
"You know Sasha, I think this wasn't such a bad idea.", Rhys said.
5 Years Later...
Claptrap had his own job at Moxxi's bar, Sasha did missions for people in sanctuary, and Rhys designed Medical machines for Dr Zed. Sasha taught Claptrap how to use a weapon and Rhys taught him how to use a stun baton (Which was not hard at all). Claptrap ended up getting his own place to stay in Sanctuary and he got a job at Scooters designing and repairing cars. After a few more years Claptrap had an announcement.
"You Minions are going to be grandparents!"