My first story on here! And my first JtHM and IZ crossover story ;D. Okay, I'm leaving it as rated T, might change, people. Enjoy!
(Johnny's P.O.V.)
It's been 2 weeks since I've moved into this new house, in this new city, and I'm already horribly disturbed by the sounds I hear from the neighbor's house, even though I have quit a reputation myself. I think the kid's name is Zim or something around those lines. I haven't officially met him, but, you know, who'd want to meet me of all people. The only voices in my head (at the moment) are Nail Bunny and Reverend Meat. Huh... A knock on the door. Of my house. Heh, now I'm smiling
(Normal P.O.V.)
Zim waited impatiently at the door for the probably horribly UGLY new neighbor. When the human finally opened the door, Zim had to tilt his head backward to look at his face. Surprisingly... this neighbor was actually not repulsing. In fact... He was the most stunning creature Zim had ever seen! Zim's face turned a dark shade of green and he was at a loss for words. What got Zim out of his trance was his the humans voice. "Uh... Hi." Zim blinked and got himself together. "Oh, hello hyuuuman. You have been granted the HONOR of living next to ZIIIIIIM!" The human smiled politely and replied "Hello. I am Johnny C., but you can call me 'Nny'." Zim and Nny shook hands. "So... What did ya need?" said Johnny. "Oh," Zim said "I need some milk to make breakfast for my sister, dog, and I." Johnny nodded and went into his house, returning with a half-gallon of milk. "Hey, if you're making breakfast, I'd love to join. I haven't eaten anything other than Cherry Brainfreezes in a while..." Nny said when he came back. Zim's invader side was telling him to reject, while his other self (Zim couldn't find what this "other self" was) was telling him to accept. Zim's other self had the upper power. "Sure," Zim said "You have the HONOR come."
The two walked into Zim's house to find a human girl with a black and neon green outfit and a green doggy covered in flour and eggs, giggling. "JINX!" Zim yelled to catch their attention. The supposed "Jinx" jumped and snapped her head towards the two. "Oh! Hi! I'm Jinx. You must be the new neighbor. Pleasure to meet you!" Jinx wiped her hand on a rag and stuck her hand towards Johnny. Johnny shook Jinx's hand saying politely "Hello, I am Johnny C., but you may call me 'Nny'." Johnny then smiled politely. Jinx returned to the kitchen and the green doggy came in. It looked at Johnny and meowed loudly and annoyingly. Johnny forced a smile at it as Zim shooed him away. Zim smiled nervously, and almost embarrassingly, saying "He's GIR. He has... vocal issues." Johnny nodded understandingly and handed Zim the half-gallon of milk. Zim started to walk into the kitchen waving for Johnny to follow. As the two entered, they found the kitchen in a complete mess. Zim growled at Jinx menacingly, but calmed himself down by counting to six. Zim then said "Today... we shall make waffles for breakfast.
(Johnny's P.O.V.)
Making those waffles was like setting up a circus with monkeys that have buckets full of there own crap. It made a mess, having me to change my clothes, but, it was suprisingly fun. But there's one problem...
These neighbor kids are insane. They have a meowing dog, put soap and peanuts into waffles, and their house is creepy, tubing and wires all over. But, of course, I've done horribly REPULSIVE things that would break anyone's spirit. So, I guess they're okay. I wouldn't want to hang out with them all the time, because they're kids. But, hey, they're pretty hospitable and polite. I wish I could remember how I was when I was their age...