Match Made In Heaven

Disclaimer: These characters belong to Takehito Koyasu © or Project Weiß ©. The fanfiction belongs to me.

Warning: Yaoi. Trust me. If you flame despite these warnings… well, I can only say that you're retarded.

Plot Cockroach: Okay, so being match made is a good thing if it's successful… but what if you have a younger sister bent on getting you the love of your life? It sure won't be fun… or it may be. I have no idea who the ultimate love of his will be; this'll depend on the popular vote. The whole of Schwarz and Weiß (Except the 'babies') will be paired up with him, so he'll have to choose wisely!

Pairing: Everyone x Ran (literally) Ken x Ran for now!

Note: The characters look like that from the manga. AU, more of a weird romantic comedy than anything else. Takes place before the explosion, when Ran was still a happy-go-lucky bestest big bro in the world.

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Part One – In Which The Cat Is Let Out Of the Closet

Aya sighed as she rested her chin upon her hands. She didn't really like studying too much, but then again, no one ever did. It was too boring. Studying is boring. Being bored is a waste of time. Therefore, studying is a waste of time. And time is money. And therefore again, studying is a waste of money. Her brother loved money. And since Aya didn't like wasting money, because she didn't like studying, she was her brother's favorite sister.

Enough said.

But Aya knew, in her heart of hearts, that having a cute, sweet, darling little sister just wasn't enough sometimes for an eighteen year old young man. Her brother never dated. Now, she didn't know why, but it was clear that she HAD to do something about it, because it was a little sister's job to make sure her brother was a-okay at all times.

And that's why Aya was going to do some private investigation of her own.

"Aya! Dinner's ready!"

Perfect.

She grinned wickedly and rubbed her hands. Using her sweetest voice she called, "Oh, just leave me some, I'll be down when I'm done with my homework!"

"Okay." Ah, sometimes her brother was just too trusting.

Well, heh, heh.

That's just too bad for him.

Aya smiled as she heard footsteps descending the stairs. Her brother wouldn't return in probably half an hour or so, and she'd be able to finish her 'research' just before he comes back. Still grinning, the adorable girl made her way silently to her redhead brother's room. And she knew just where to look.

The closet.

Yes, the closet, where all secrets were kept, clean or dirty. If she were lucky, she'd find a few porn magazines there, most of which hopefully would show her which kind of girls her dear Niisan preferred.

The girl swung the door open stealthily, hoping that her brother was too preoccupied to hear the slight creak. She fumbled a little and pulled out a few old, worn-out books, and – to her delight – shiny new magazines, with really attractive covers over it, opaque and keeping the contents from prying single glances. Aya grinned. Settling down, she pulled the books out.

And her eyes popped open.

"Aya? I brought you some tea to ---"

Ran stopped short when the door swung open to reveal an empty room. Almost immediately his heart started pounding. What if Aya was kidnapped? Or maybe she was being attacked by burglars that somehow gotten in without them noticing? He turned around and realized that the lights in his room were currently alight.

"I'm coming to save you," he whispered sagely to himself. "One, two…

"AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGH!"

Aya spun around in horror when Ran burst into the room armed with a spatula with a Xena-sounding yell. She mentally cursed herself for not hearing the telltale signs of her brother coming to check on her, but really, Ran could be eerily silent sometimes. It was like he was born to be an assassin or something of that line, but she knew that he'd never hurt a fly.

She eyed the spatula. Then again, he might just get a burglar seriously hurt.

Narf. Aya coughed. "Why, Niisan! How nice to see you… armed to the teeth."

"What are you doing in my closet?" he asked curiously, after the initial shock had subsided. It's always a strange thing anyway, to find your younger sibling sitting in your closet, where you hid stacks of your anime stuff and doujinshi collection…

Uh oh.

"Oh, I was looking for a few… reference books," she smiled angelically.

"You could've just asked," Ran replied quickly. He looked at her suspiciously. "How long have you been in here?"

"Oh, not long," she said, getting up, still smiling. "I found what I needed." She started to make her way out of the door, past him.

 Inwardly Ran sighed in relief.

"And it was long enough to discover your entire Yaoi doujinshi collection."

"WHAT?" Ran choked over his words, staring at his pure little sibling in dismay. Aya tsk-ed and put her hands on her hips.

"How could you? I thought you loved me!"

"Well… I thought that if you were against… ah… that sort of stuff, I wouldn't show you any, and so…" Ran fumbled with his fingers nervously. He never dated, because he never wanted to hurt his little sister's feelings. And now…

"How COULD you? How could you keep all those stuff to yourself, while I had to save up every yen just to be able to buy SIX books, when you've got… Oh, god, you've got TWENTY?" she screamed. "Do you have any idea how frustrated I was to try to buy them, only to find the specials all out of stock? Do you???"

He blinked at her. And went as red as his hair. "Sorry…"

"Well, you're gonna have to make it up to me," she grinned wickedly. Ran gulped. This was not good…

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"Must I really do this?"

"Hey, you promised," Aya pointed out. "And whining wasn't part of the deal."

Ran rolled his violet tinted eyes to the sky. At this point, all he wanted to do was scream holy hell to the man upstairs. Aya looked at her brother smilingly, noting his discomfort.

"Aww, c'mon, it can't be that bad!" she pouted. "Your sister has fine taste in men!"

"I know, I just…" Ran began to argue, but the ringing of the doorbell cut him off. Aya giggled and nodded at her brother.

"Even fate doesn't want you to fight back," she declared happily. "Now, go get him, Fujimiya-san!"

Ran bit back a retort as he stalked over the room to the door. He opened it and tried his hardest to smile at the person standing outside, where he was literally met by a talking bush of gentians. "Hello? Is Ran here? I can't see…"

And, as if by cue, the bush kicked the side of the door and went stumbling down with a yelp. "Ga-ah!'

Ran blinked and stared at the figure, now clearly seen as a brunet. He shrugged and offered him a helping hand up. "You're Hidaka Ken, aren't you?"

"Yeah," Ken blushed, bemused at his little plight. He had wanted to impress his date, whomever he was. And how he screwed up at his first attempt…

Embarrassing, really.

They stared at each other for a moment. And Ken suddenly blushed deeper. "Uh, hey, these are for you." He stuffed the gentians into Ran's arms in a not-too-graceful manner. Ran half-smiled in approval and held onto them. Flowers. Typical, in a normal date. And Ken was a normal guy, wasn't he?

"Thanks… what are they, exactly?"

"Oh, they're gentians, and they symbolize… uh, I don't know, but I like them, and uh… well, I hope you like them too," Ken said sheepishly, scratching the back of his head in a nervous gesture. In his panic, the meaning of the flowers had slipped his mind completely!

"They're nice," Ran didn't know what else to say to them, but at least Ken wasn't dishonest. And that was a good start. Behind him, Aya coughed indiscreetly.

"Are you guys gonna spend the entire day talking at our doorstep or are you going out and getting a room elsewhere where I can't peep in and get corrupted?"

Ran and Ken both blushed simultaneously. Ken looked at Ran. "Uh, well… I guess I should follow you up on your plans…"

"I don't have one," Ran replied casually, handing the gentians to Aya to be placed in a vase. "You're the leader here, Mr. Hidaka."

"Oh, please… just call me Ken," the brunet grinned brightly. Ran found himself unable to withhold a smile from forming. Ken was full of life, indeed, and he looked as if he expected the best out of everything and everyone he met. "Anyway, I planned on us going out to a park to enjoy the sunny day. Unless, of course, you don't like that sorta stuff."

"I don't mind," Ran shrugged. He was pretty easy going in most things.

"Great," Ken smiled wide enough for the both of them. "To eternity and beyond!" He exited the house, Buzz Lightyear style, dragging Ran along the steps. Meanwhile, Aya watched the two retreating youths and giggled. Feeling warm, she turned back to her really naughty Yaoi doujinshi (borrowed from her brother) and daydreamed about the date she never got to observe.

..~*+*~ End Part One ~*+*~..

Note: Cliffhanger, ain't it? XD I've never really done many cliffhangers, but I wanted to separate the dates for each different character. Some might be atrociously funny, I hope, while I might make some just pure sweet. Well, don't start voting now, till the second last chapter (which I hope I might live to write, I've got my hands full at the moment). I'll tell you when to vote, na no da!

Thanks for reading! XD