Based off a little arguement between Justin and Juandissimo in Chapter 21 of Fairly Odd Drama by kirbykid13. ENJOY!!
The Crazy Sexy Contest
Justin's blue eyes shone as he marveled at his hot beauty. "I must be the hottest person in the world!" he said to his reflection.
Juandissimo, a fairy, overheard this. "Hey! I am the sexiest fairy alive!" To prove his point, he poofed off his shirt, revealing a very muscular chest.
"Hey, you, pretty boy!" Juandissimo said, poofing into Justin's room. "I am more sexy and hot than you could ever dream!"
"Wish on, fairy guy!" Justin retorted. "I'm so hot, people and animals alike can't help but stare at my beauty all the live-long day!"
"It is so on!" Juandissimo challenged. He poofed them to a stage. Three judges appeared. They were Wanda, Beth, and Lindsay.
"Ladies, I have asked you to come here to see...WHO IS MORE SEXY!!!"
Justin ripped off his shirt and struck his model pose, teeth and eyes shining. Juandissimo poofed off his shirt, showing off to the girls. They all sighed; but at who?
"I vote Juandissimo," Wanda said dreamily. "HEY!" Cosmo, who was somewhere in the universe, screeched.
"I vote Justin," Beth said, smiling absent-mindedly at him.
Lindsay gulped. It was up to her! "I...I vote...I vote Juandissimo!"
Justin's jaw dropped in disbelief. "Ha! In your sexy face!" Juandissimo boasted.
The lesson of this story? Never anger Juandissimo by saying one is hotter and sexier than him.
Yeah, I know, weird. But I am just that random! PEACE!!!