Author's Note: I had a friend post up a challenge to write the saddest story we could using only Four Words. So I did. My friends hate me now. This is a Reg!KevXEdd. I regret nothing!

(As Taps plays, and a 21 Gun Salute is fired off)

General: This is now yours.

(Hands Kevin a black beanie with two white stripes on either side.)

#KevEdd #becausefuckyouthatswhy