EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ASH
VS
CILAN
BEGIN
[ASH]
ALRIGHT CILAN LET RAP UP A FUCKING SONG
YOU THINK YOU'RE A CONNOISSEUR WELL YOU'RE WRONG
I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING NERD YOU ONLY CAUGHT A COUPLE POKEMON
ME AND PIKACHU ARE BETTER TO BOND
IF YOU LIKE IRIS GO RAPE HER VAGINA
I'VE BEEN TO LOTS OF REGION AND THEY'RE NOT SO TOUGH
I CAN BEAT YOU IN THE GYM BATTLE AS A POKEMON MASTER
IF YOU LOSE THEN GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKER
[CILAN]
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL I HAVE A RECIPE FOR YOU
YOU WANT TO WIN GYM BADGES SO BADLY WELL FUCK YOU
YOU MADE TEAM ROCKET FOLLOW YOU AND THEN THEY'RE FOLLOWING US
TRYING TO GET OUR POKEMON IS BULLSHIT TOUGH
WHAT WITH YOU CAN'T GET PIKACHU IN HIS POKEBALL
I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON I DON'T FALL
UNLEAST I DON'T DO GAG LIKE BROCK AND BONNIE
YOU JUST WAIT ASH KETCHUM AS WE ARE BATTLING
[ASH]
OH YEAH WELL SPICE IT UP I CAN WIN MORE BATTLE
YOU JUST FUCKED SOME GIRL BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
YOU HAVE A RIVAL WHO A GIRL HELP HER OUT YOU JERK
YOU ARE NOT SO LOYAL IF SHE END UP GETTING HURT
YOUR POKEMON PANSAGE IS THE WORST POKEMON
I'LL TELL PIKACHU TO USE THUNDERBOLT AND THEN HE'LL BE GONE
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME I AM BETTER THAN YOU
I WILL CALLED OUT MY POKEMON AS I SAY I CHOOSE YOU
[CILAN]
OH YEAH ASHY BOY WELL YOU ARE SUCH A KID
YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET A BUNCH OF GIRLS IF YOU DID
THE POKEMON YOU CAUGHT IN KANTO IS BULBASAUR AND TAUROS
THE ONE IN HOENN IS TREECKO AND SWELLOW
THE ONE YOU CAUGHT IN JOHTO IS HERACROSS AND NOCOWL
THE ONE YOU CAUGHT IN SINNOH IS TURWIG AND BUZTEL
I JUST WIN THIS FUCKING RAP GO FUCK YOUR GIRL SERENA
IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH THEN SUCK HER VAGINA
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE