Crabbe and Goyle were known through the school as Malfoy's henchmen. They were quite fine with this, after all when people had

a set image to put you in they didn't bother to look further. Thank god they didn't for even though the two boys were Slytherins they

were hardly clever. And anyone that wanted to would have been shocked to find the boys had a... err more 'in depth' relationship

with each other.

Vincent was gorging himself on another muffin when the mail came. He grunted in surprise when a plain envelope dropped down

onto his plate. Gruffly he opened it and then gave shocked noise at what was written... He blushed rose red, only HE would have

known that. Well fine, but he was NOT going to lose this round. He stole a quick glance over Draco and wasn't surprised to see his

partner had on his usual blank expression and was eating his sixth sausage. Hmm well two could play the innocent game.

Gregory was inwardly squealing with joy. He was the first to admit he was as dumb as a rock, but yesterday he had awed himself

by coming up with a plot. Now it wasn't the most well thought out, or cunning idea but he knew his lover wouldn't have gotten it if

it had been. The two had been friends since diapers, many said that is the reason they remained so stupid. But neither cared, they

always knew each other's favorite foods, and when a thought came to one of them, they could share it freely with out being mocked.

It wasn't until second year that they had awaken in a closet partially nude with no memory how they'd gotten there, that the

relationship progressed. It began with touching, then awkward kissing, which lead to an embarrassing shag, resulting in a trip to

Madame Promfrey, then finally they began sharing food. Most of Slytherin didn't care or were too disgusted to admit it was

happening. Malfoy remained the only one oblivious, too busy was he shagging the potion master to really care. So none thought

such a small event as Vincent getting mail would lead to something that would shake up the entire school...

A/N Oh my... is this possibly a story with more then one chapter? Hmmm decided to try my hand at an obviouse 2 shotter.. well that is if anyone is interested in reading the rest of this monster I have created :P