Whipped Cream
spacegypsy1
Word Count: 350ish
Warnings: None, 'cept it's a silly little ditty.
Daniel and Vala and a can of whipped cream.
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"Oh, poor baby. Are you comfy?"
"Yes!" He hissed.
"Well, you don't have to get all cut up about it. I only asked out of my love for you. I could have taken off with Mitchell and Muscles, to that beautiful waterfall instead of staying here to help you!"
"I'm not 'cut up'! Please just go get that burn lotion from the tent."
"There isn't any in the first aid kit. It's all used up and I forgot to replace it. But..." Vala pulled a can of whipped cream out of her pack and knelt beside him. "I have this! I can spray this on it. It makes puffy white mounds. I'm sure it will feel just fine. I could massage it into the burned place... places, and then it'd feel all better."
Sitting up he groaned and his eyes rolled in disbelief. "How... never mind. You know, Vala, when a beautiful woman wants to put whipped cream on the guy she loves, it usually isn't to make him comfortable or better. Usually, it's more like, well, more like she wants to use it, not really as a massage lotion, but she wants to lick it off of... body parts or she wants him to put it on her and then lick it off of her, er, body parts."
"OH! What a brilliant idea. I can't believe I didn't know that. Can we do that now? I'm confused about the body parts. Which parts? In the parts or on top of the parts or both? I would prefer to be the lickee and you can be the licker."
Daniel groaned deep and befuddled. "N... no. Not now. When we... ah... it's whatever... ah, no. Not here."
"Not even kissing?"
"NO!"
Vala straddled his hips, lifted the can, pointed the nozzle in her mouth and filled it with whipped cream. "ou..ure?"
Why'd I even try? His mouth was on hers and tasting her whipped cream in an instant.
~END