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Just Mass Phone Communication!
I want you to leave a message
After the tone
After the beep
So I'll call you back and we'll chat for hours Tonight!

I'm not here, probably at my job
or maybe just sleeping on my couch
or I'm just lazy and not answering
or I'm shopping and spending lots of money

Either way I'm just not here
to answer your call
Maybe we could talk much later
over a nice steaming hot cup o' joe!

Just Mass Phone Communication!
I'm not here at the moment
Leave your name and number
after the tone
so I can call you at a convenient time!
Just Mass Phone Communication!
I want you to leave a message
After the tone
After the beep
So I'll call you back and we'll chat for hours tonight!

*BEEP*