Dear Edo,

I watched the Fullmetal Alchemist TV series and you are my favourite character. You are so amazing and strong though you are a little chibi child. xD Yes, you heard/read well. You are a little child! ____ I'm not afraid of you… Well, can I ask a few question?

First of all, I want to ask that do you really hate the milk? I like milk and the milk is a good thing and I think you became strong because of the milk. Well, you probably don't agree with me but I think it is the most probably reason why you are so strong. Second question: Do you know what is yaoi? Have you ever try it? oO If you not, why? Isn't it good for you or you are just a shy boy to try it. Well, if you don't try it, I think you haven't got experiences with women either. I mean in the bed of course. ^^ So, what about your boss Colonel Roy Mustang? Do you like him? Oh sorry, I mean do you LOVE him? *________* I love both of you together so much! :3 I would be very happy if you will fall in love with him. :D

I read a lot of doujinshis about you and your boss Roy. They are only for adults. xD So you can find out what are in them if they are ONLY for adults. xD You are my favourite pair in the bed. X3 Don't be shy Ed! Tell the truth! But I know very well that you love Roy and he loves you too… So come on! You have to go to his home and spend a breathtaking night with him. *-* You will see that Roy is the perfect man for you. Oh, before I forget would you be so nice and tell me some information about you and your father's relationship? I hope that he doesn't makes you very angry. But you are cuter if you are angry and nervous so…. Come on Hohenheim! I'm with you . Let's make Ed crazy… xDD Oh, do you know in the world there are a lots of fangirl and they are interested only about you and your relationships? Maybe about your sexy body…. And they have a really "extrem" [x"DDD] fantasy. I think if you will meet them you will get sick. XD But the life is suck you know…. And there's nothing you can do. You have to just accept the situation. It's so funny do you know why? Ok, I tell you. Because you are a Hagane no chibi-san! xDD Ok, I finished it! But it's true and funny… X)) In the movie you are cuter than in the TV series. Do you like your creator Hiromu Arakawa? Haha, I like her. Because of you and Roy. *__________*

Well Ed, I think that's all. I hope that I wasn't too private.

Have a nice day Edo!

Your faithfully fangirl,

Ketsu-chan ^______^