Star Wars:
The Sith Prophecy
Prologue
He looked from the head of his throne down at his loyal apprentice. He had returned and had cheated death for the third time. Palpatine always won the battle the darkside was with him. (no duh.)
Darth Innan looked to his master with an undaunting sense of evil. Luke Skywalker is finished and Galaxy Proper belonged to the New Sith Order known as Star Chamber. But the Emperor had larger plans and that was to conquer the Universe. (How suprising.)
Palpatine smiled at the holo of the newly found galaxy that its inhabitants called the Milky Way. (Isn't that a candy bar???) The new ships that had been built could travel extra-galactically sending troops and armored vehicles to its conquering in no time and Palpatine himself would be there to lead the raid with Darth Innan second in command.
The holo shrunk to a small inhabited dessert planet known as Ugalia. It's capitol was beautiful with a magnificent governmental palace in its center. As well as a good source for Riial crystals used in the carbines for blasters and many weapons. The planet would be crushed to establish an Imperial Garrison. Palpatine leaned back in his throne.
Yes, he would take that galaxy then another and another and another. He would be the immortal god of the Universe.
A sadistic laughter echoed towards the stars warning of an impending doom.
Chapter 1
"Ugalia"
Sitting back on the chair of the tavern known as Shakiki's Place Amara Lakasha drank her hot chocolate with a strange feeling in the back of her head. Suddenly someone wacked her upside the head. That's it, she thought, someone's gonna be Puda crap. She drew her pistol and a familiar laugh echoed in her ears.
"Ugh! Why the #$@! do you do that?!" Amara asked looking at her younger cousin Anin DarkStar. Anin shrugged.
"Oops."
"*music* I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooh baby baby, oops I did it again- - - - - - -" The alien didn't get far with the song as Anin shot him between the nostrils. She blew the smoke away from her blaster "I hate Britney Spears." (so does everybody else.)
"You didn't have to do that." Amara said. Anin shrugged.
"I'm an anti-Britney Spears fan."
"Yeah," Amara said sarcastically, "And I'm a Backstreet Boy."
"I knew it all along." Anin mused.
"Funny." Amara said nonchalantly as she walked out Anin following, "Any word from the Pharoah, Jesoa?" She asked.
"It's bad news if that helps," Anin said dryly.
"Is it ever good news?" Amara smirked. Anin grinned.
"No."
"Precisely, so what?"
"Um, our galaxy is being invaded by the Dark Jedi Star Wars people?"
"Huh?" Amara said stopping to look at her.
"It's true!" Anin said. "The Emperor killed all the Jedi Knights were gonna. ..."
BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
And so the Death Star destroyed Ugalia.
The End.
The Sith Prophecy
Prologue
He looked from the head of his throne down at his loyal apprentice. He had returned and had cheated death for the third time. Palpatine always won the battle the darkside was with him. (no duh.)
Darth Innan looked to his master with an undaunting sense of evil. Luke Skywalker is finished and Galaxy Proper belonged to the New Sith Order known as Star Chamber. But the Emperor had larger plans and that was to conquer the Universe. (How suprising.)
Palpatine smiled at the holo of the newly found galaxy that its inhabitants called the Milky Way. (Isn't that a candy bar???) The new ships that had been built could travel extra-galactically sending troops and armored vehicles to its conquering in no time and Palpatine himself would be there to lead the raid with Darth Innan second in command.
The holo shrunk to a small inhabited dessert planet known as Ugalia. It's capitol was beautiful with a magnificent governmental palace in its center. As well as a good source for Riial crystals used in the carbines for blasters and many weapons. The planet would be crushed to establish an Imperial Garrison. Palpatine leaned back in his throne.
Yes, he would take that galaxy then another and another and another. He would be the immortal god of the Universe.
A sadistic laughter echoed towards the stars warning of an impending doom.
Chapter 1
"Ugalia"
Sitting back on the chair of the tavern known as Shakiki's Place Amara Lakasha drank her hot chocolate with a strange feeling in the back of her head. Suddenly someone wacked her upside the head. That's it, she thought, someone's gonna be Puda crap. She drew her pistol and a familiar laugh echoed in her ears.
"Ugh! Why the #$@! do you do that?!" Amara asked looking at her younger cousin Anin DarkStar. Anin shrugged.
"Oops."
"*music* I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooh baby baby, oops I did it again- - - - - - -" The alien didn't get far with the song as Anin shot him between the nostrils. She blew the smoke away from her blaster "I hate Britney Spears." (so does everybody else.)
"You didn't have to do that." Amara said. Anin shrugged.
"I'm an anti-Britney Spears fan."
"Yeah," Amara said sarcastically, "And I'm a Backstreet Boy."
"I knew it all along." Anin mused.
"Funny." Amara said nonchalantly as she walked out Anin following, "Any word from the Pharoah, Jesoa?" She asked.
"It's bad news if that helps," Anin said dryly.
"Is it ever good news?" Amara smirked. Anin grinned.
"No."
"Precisely, so what?"
"Um, our galaxy is being invaded by the Dark Jedi Star Wars people?"
"Huh?" Amara said stopping to look at her.
"It's true!" Anin said. "The Emperor killed all the Jedi Knights were gonna. ..."
BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
And so the Death Star destroyed Ugalia.
The End.