In place of Harry would be Mick;
Hermione would turn to Sheila;
Hedwig would be a kookaburra
And Sirius, a blue heeler.
Quidditch would be footy
And a wand would be a stick;
Harry would wear a T-shirt and shorts;
The word "git" would be replaced with "dick"
McGonagall would dress in a bikini
And Snape would bleach his hair blonde.
Instead of having the sorting hat
There would be the sorting thongs.
So it's VERY important that you see
That the whole thing would be a catastrophe!
Harry Potter would be a failure
If Hogwarts was set in Australia.