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A/N: This is my first fic and it is totally random so go easy on me.

This is Scott speaking I am warning you all now that if you are the type of person who is offended by 'those' types of Fics...Then I strongly suggest that you introduce your self to the back button, NOW why it is not to late!

Warning: R rated for sexual situations.

Chapter One: The attack of The Orange.

One fine day Harry Potter woke in the Hogwarts castle. Harry was extra bubbly and cheerful today, for today was a celebration. It had been exactly six years since Harry and Ron had first met and they were celebrating this fine occasion with their other best friend Hermione. Ron and Harry went way back; they were like this (cross fingers). You could even say they were just like brothers... that were if Ron actually had money and if Harry had orange hair. They were going to go and visit Hogsmead and then camp out in the Shrieking Shack with there friend Sirius Black, who was more like a father than a friend to them.

Harry set off down to the Great Hall with a gigantic smile on his face. He walked over to the Gryffindor table ignoring the Slytherin death glares that followed him, for nothing could bring him down today. Shortly after Harry's arrival Ron joined him, also with that familiar grin on his face.

"Hiya mate" Ron said cheerfully.

"Hi Ron"

"So what time is Hermione meeting us in Hogsmead?"

"I don't know, she's your girlfriend"

The two chuckled over Harry's lame joke, both shouting out such things as BOMM, BOMM. As Harry and Ron made their way down to Hogsmead they talked of the past two years they had spent together. Also to Harry's disappointment Ron reminded Harry of the four amazing hours they had spent in the hot tub, that time they were "experimenting". Harry quickly changed the subject and were soon talking about there favorite muggle games Monopoly and Scrabble.

Later that day the boy's met up with Hermione in The Hogs Head. After a while they figured that they should go and meet up with their pal Snuffles coughSirius Black cough.

Later that night when Harry was sleeping Ron was secretly watching him. He was having urges to jump on Harry and do naughty things that would take away the poor boys innocence. Suddenly Ron's eyes turned red and the orange haired boy pounced on Harry fiercely. Harry awoke with a fright as the orange haired boy pulled out some handcuffs and a dagger.

"Get off me you Retard" said Harry angrily.

"Don't call me a frickin Retard you frickin Hobo" Ron said back.

"Ron what the hell is that around your neck" said Harry.

Suddenly Ron turned bright red and the color in his eyes went away.

"O my god, is that a hair doll?" Hermione said adding herself into the conversation.

"Who asked you to join the conversation, this convo is between me and the ranga got it you A-hole?" said Harry.

"NO, I don't know what you're talking about, it fell out of his hair that way I swear" said Ron.

"You obsessive freak" said a random (could have been snuffles)

Suddenly before they new it Ron pulled out a machine gun and killed Hermione and the Random, and then Hermione's dead body turned into a chinchilla and ran into a book. Ron's eyes had turned Red again and Harry was scared.

Okay that is it. In the next chapter find out why Hermione turned into a chinchilla? And what a chinchilla is? Oh and of course why the cute Ranga has turned into an insane Hobo?

Okay I know it is totally random...but come on please review.

Luv Ya.

PS: Oh yeh I forgot to tell you that I am crap at spelling