Chapter ONE.
You ever wonder why bad things happen to good people. Like for example you pay your bills on time, volunteer at your church, love your younger siblings even when they get on your nerves, and serve your country; then BANG! Out of nowhere you get shot while trying to get a loan for a car. I know sucks doesn't it. That's what happened to me.
One minute I'm getting ready to finally buy my own car, the next I'm listening to people screaming and calling for an ambulance. " W-what ha-append?" I ask trying to sit up. " Urgh," a gasp of pain escaped my lips as my abdomen burned. I lift my hand up and see blood. "Well shit," I murmur, " that was my favorite shirt."
I hear someone approach me, as I look up I hear them say, "Hang on, j-just hang on. An ambulance is on its way." Even as they say that I can feel myself fade. "I think you should have called for a funeral barge instead", I say as my eyes slide shut. As my last breath leaves my body I think about my family and how I hadn't seen them in two years. "So sorry for not being there."
( Oh, how rude of me I forgot to introduce myself. My name... Hmm... Since I'm "dead" I don't think I have to give you my full name so you can call me Celeste. You must confused as to why you need to know the name of a dead person. Well I'll tell you. This is a story of how I died and how I lived again as Sawada Tsunayoshi. So sit back and enjoy the ride, its about to get bumpy.)
I spend what feels like years in the darkness. "This must be hell. There is no worse punishment for me than being alone", I say sadly. After floating in the darkness for an undiscernable amout of time, the darkness seems to tighten around me. I start to panic, as I thrash about I see a bright light. I begin struggling towards it trying to escape. At last freedom, I take a deep breath of air and struggle to open my eyes. I blink up at the blurry lighting above me and hear a voice say, "Congratulations Sawada-san its a healthy baby boy. What are you going to name him?" A tiered female voice said, " Tsunayoshi. My little Tsu-kun." Wait. What. Hold up. I was BIRTHED! And as Sawada Tsunayoshi! This was to much for my new infant brain to handle and I burst in to tears.
Friendly Neighborhood Line Break ¬^·^¬
Four years have passed. I have finally reconciled with being born as a boy and as Tsuna no less. At least I have Nana as a mom, but Bakamistu can burn in hell for all I care. He wasn't even there for my birth, the great lump. Enough about him, I have learned to talk and walk earlier than most orher children. Mama calls me Tsu-kun and gives the greatest hugs and you can fight me on that.
"Mama," I say with an adorable lisp, " where's papa?" Even though I already know where he is I want to know what Mama knows about him. "Oh Tus-kun," Mama sighed. " Papa is working really hard so he can send money to us." Right "working hard" my ass, I'll believe that when hell frees over. "Oh, but he's going to miss Mama's birthday!" I childishly exclaim, " your not supposed to miss them." Mama giggled and siad, "I have Tsu-kun with me to celebrate!" She scoops me up into a hug and kisses me on the cheek.
Later that evening I lay on my bed and sigh. Of course Mama said that, she didnt want me to be unhappy. "Damnit." I punch my pillow in frustration. "Bakamistu had better show up for Mama's birthday," I mutter angrily. I close my eyes and as I fall asleep I think, "Reborn would be a better father than Bakamitsu."