How do I usually get pass my holidays
Hey there. This is Swift here and by the way, this story is for Flame's challenge. I hope you all will love it because I have put all my random energy into this story. Warning: Pure randomness in this story is mild. So anyways, enjoy!~
Dis.: I don't own anything except for my OC and myself
In my free life, nothing is normal. Starting from the first part of the day:
Me: YES! MY FAVORITE STORY IS UPDATED! WOO HOO!
Nadia: Will you for once stop screaming?! Some of us are trying to get some sleep here!
Me: Never! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Caramel dancing*
Dunamis: Will you stop it already? It's just a story
Oh no. He did not just said that
Me: NO! And you can never make me stop WOMAN! *Laughing maniacally again and started running around again*
Dunamis: What did you just say?! *Took out a huge shot gun* PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM YOU DEVIL! *Started to chase me while shooting me*
After a while though...
Me: HAHAHAHA! I'M INVINCIBLE BITCH! *Took out my infamous bloody frying pan and knocked him dead*
Dunamis: *Is dead*
Me: Frying pan! Never anything better! *Hugs it*
Ginga: Freaking insane authoress...
The other bladers: You think?
Then...
Madoka: Breakfast is ready people! *Uses her gong* COME AND GET IT YOU FREAKS!
The bladers: 0.0 ?!
Me: You're talking my language sis! *Ran down*
But at the table...
Me: *Circling the table for no good reason and singing*
Ah... lapo da
Talachi matol lina
Ah...Labadi hochi
La nochaaa
Wu planachii... leh ji
Fuh pa pu sehLamaniiii
Underwear...
Chris: What are you doing?
Me: Can't you see what I'm doing?!
Chris: *Rolled his eyes and just sit down*
Well, the least random I could be is at the table. But after that...
Me: YOU SHALL ALL DIE! *Pulled out a huge scythe*
The bladers: AH! *Started to run around*
They were all hid somewhere that I don't even know. So I'm hunting them down and I'm gonna chop them to pieces and feed them to Cerberus, my three headed dog that I stole from Hades. Until a minion came out and gave me a cute cupcake
Minion: Voila!~
Me: Eep! You're so cute!~ *Fainted out of cuteness*
Mind you! I have a soft spot for cute things like the minions. They're absolutely adorable!~
The bladers: Is she dead?
Minion: No no no. Fainted
The bladers: *Came out of their hiding places and cheered* YAY DAVE! *Bringing him up and partied*
And then they tied me up and locked me in my room. And when I woke up...
Me: Get me out of here! Now! *Banging the door*
The bladers: *Tried to hold the door*
Suddenly, I manage to bust the door down and made some of the bladers squashed to the ground
Nadia: How did you do that?!
Me: I used Yu's head to ram the door
Yu: *Head bleeding and is dead*
The bladers: OH NO YU!
Tithi: R.I.P Yu. You shall be remembered
Kyoya: We shall sing in his honor
The others *Minus me* nodded and started to sing Long Live by Taylor Swift (I don't know why I just wanna use it). After singing, everyone had a terrible meltdown cried
Tithi: Yu don't leave me!
Kyoya: *Trying not to cry but tears still escaped his eyes*
Tsubasa: *Hides tears under his bangs*
The others started to cry louder
But...
Me: Hey! Stop being reapers! You said that y'all wanna do chibi war!
Everyone had forgotten about Yu's death and brightened up. Wow, that's fast...
Nadia: *Becomes a chibi* Chris I challenged you to the chibi war!
Chris: *Becomes a chibi as well* I accept it! Bring it girlie!
Me: Then let the Chibeh war begin! ALEH!
Chibi war lasted about a month and team Nadia won
Chris: I lost, to a girlie!
Nadia: I am not a girlie blondie! *Nearly killed him*
Me: *Stopped her* Ok. Now let's sleep. We hadn't sleep at all since chibeh war started. Masamune, you look like a hideous panda!
The bladers: Ok. See you later Swift
And that is how I live my random life... The End
Ok that's it. If it is bad, sorry. But if it's good, thanks. R&R and thanks for reading!~