"Matsuda! Listen!" The dark haired man perked up and directed his attention away from the quite attractive waitress passing their table to an even prettier guy across from him.
"Hey Light…did you see that girl?...wow…I wish-…" He stopped midway after seeing the demented look on his companions face.
"Woah. Calm down there buddy. You look like a sugar-deprived L!" Light face-palmed and gave Matsu a worn out look.
"How could I not? I've been trying to tell you something extremely important for half an hour now, but you stop me every five seconds to point out something stupid or purposeless!" The one being scolded put his hands together and bowed a little.
"Ok! Ok! I promise to be a good listener from now on! Anyway if I'm such a dodo then why not tell L about your little…what did you call it?...epi…a…funny…."
"Epiphany. And to answer your question, that selfish brat would probably say that now there is definitely an 88% chance that I am Kira, and my father has enough suicidal thoughts as it is…"
"So basically, I'm your one true friend." The brunette gulped down the rest of his heavily creamed (spiked) coffee.
"Sure! So I'll start off like this- there I was sitting at my desk, bored, so I decided to do some math problems." The man looked up to see Matsuda staring at him with a dumbfounded face.
"What? You never do any calculus in your free time? Oh! By the way, great book- The square root of 2. Wow. That one never gets old." *Ahem. The math fanatic was waved along by his friend.
"Well, anyway, there I was doing some problems and I came across some with RATIONAL numbers." Light had an excited look on his face by now.
"And then I noticed that the word RATIO was in RATIONAL. And then! You're not going to believe this, I saw that if you switched the T and the I in ratio, it comes out as RAITO! My name!" The crazed man shot Matsu a cocky smile that said-Yep. I figured that out ALL by myself.
"Um…well…" Light's buddy was about to confess his feeling on the subject when he was cut off.
"So, I got to thinking, no wonder I'm so logical and coherent. It's all because of fate. I was destined to be such a RATIONAL person. People have often said that my name fits me very well and I agree. They say I'm so bright no wonder I'm light! (Rhymes btw) People say that I'm a shining star among this generation. Soon I will be a "RATIONAL SHINING STAR." Said rational shining star was now very light headed from over excitement so Matsuda patted his back before stating his views about the subject.
The man was about say some brief comments about how convoluted and strange Light's way of thinking was but stopped himself briefly because he thought of something quite funny.
"Hey, I know something else you can tell people about your name, Light." The rational man leaned in close to hear what he had to say because his repertoire of name facts will never end
"What about completely reversing your name? Try it with your last name, say it backwards!"
He thought for a minute and then without thinking shouted loud enough for the whole diner to hear- "IMAGAY"
Matsuu proceeded to literally roll on the floor laughing, the entire population of the diner proceeded to stare in the now known as homosexual man's direction, and the oh so rational man proceeded to order two coffees with extra "crème".