Of Marching Bands and Love Stories Chapter 1: Like a Virgin for the very first time, a naruto fanfic

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Five year old Deidara smiled as his father walked into their family kitchen. His father looked messy as if he'd just climbed out of bed. Deidra loveed that about his father. He loved that no matter how drunk or tired the man was he'd never forget him. He's play with him if he was tired and if he just didnt want to be bothered he'd watch disney movies and eat popcorn with him. If his father was drunk he'd ask Deidara to draw for him, to make him a special picture so he'd remember he wasnt alone. And he did. He had so many special pictures for his daddy.

So this is why young Deidara was smiling up at his father when he walked into the kitchen.

His father smiled down at him and tugged on his long ponytail. "How's my little boy this mornin'?" His father asked while he opened the fridge and began to pull out ingredients for their breakfast. He pulled out the milk and cereal and a bowl with a brown spoon with a bird on it for Deidra. He pullled out eggs sasuage and bread for himself.

"I'm good I'm good I'm good, un!" Deiadra exclaimed.

His father smiled and kissed him on the forhead as he laid out the boys fruit loops in front of him. "Thats good kid. Why are you up so early though?"

Deidara put a spoon full of cereal into his mouth then held up picture he'd been drawing for his father to see.

"I drew you a picture, un!"

"A picture? For me?" his father exclaimed in mock amazement.

Deidara giggled. "Of course silly! I draw picture's for daddy, un!"

His father smiled and Deidara watched as an odd look came into his fathers eyes. "Alright Dei-kun. Daddy's got a surprise for you."

The blonde childs eyes widened as he lokked up from his breakfast. "For me?"

"Yes for you!" his father laughed.

"Cana I have it now, in? Can I can I can I?!"

His father shook his head. "You eat first. Then we'll go to the store."

Deidara's eyes widened considerably.

"Darn. Did I give too much away?"

Deidara shook his head rapdlly. "NO NO ! GO on, un!!"

His father shook his head sadly," I don't think I can give it to you since you know s much already." he sighed, " I'll just call and tell them to take it back..."

"No daddy, un! I don't know anything, un!" Deidara demanded.

"Sure?"

"Positive!"

"Alright...get dressed so we can go."

His father chuckeled sa Deidara gavea whoop of victory, shoved the last feww bite's of cereal in his mouth, and ran upstairs in excitement. The blonde raced down the hallway and to a door at the end of the hall to the left. He threw open his bedroom door and raceed inside. He began to pull open his drawrs, looking for the perfect outfit to get his surprise. He looked in his closet and reached up to grab on outfit that hung in a white plastic bag. It took him a moment to figure out how to get it on but once he did he grabbed the matching shoes from the shoebox under his bed, slipped then on, and raced down stairs. His father was standing at the door with his coat on . He smiled...well until he got a good look at what his son was wearing.

"Deidara! What are you wearing?"

Deidara blinked up owlishly at his father. "What?"

The blonde was wearing a white two peice formal suit with a sky blue longsleeve shirt under it, a sky blue tie with blue birds on it that his fathers boyfriend had gotten him, white dress shoes and a white hat ontop of his long blonde hair he'd taken out of its usual ponytail. All in all he looked like he'd stepped out of a childrens celeberty magazine.

His father gapped, and why shouldnt he, the boy looked sharper than any child had the right to. He sighed and brought a hand to his mouth and laughed a littlle. "Alright Dei-kun you can wear that if you want, Just please be careful not to get it dirty. You have to waer it next week for the wedding remember?"

Deidara nodded and walked down the next few steps and ran into his fathers arms.

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It was a relatively quiet drive to the store. Deidara was bouncing with excitement as his father said things like, "Just wait til' you see it Dei-kun." and "It's so shiny."

The way his father spoke Deidara could hardly keep himself from demanding where they were going. But he managed. He didnt want his father to tell the people to take it back because he was being impatient. So he sat there, looking this way and that out the window, trying to get some sense of where they were going. He was so hyped up, he didnt notice his father pulling into the large parking lot of a large brick building and parking the car.

He turned in the seat and watched his son bounce around happily. "You gonna' bounce or you gonna' bouce?"

Deidara looked a bit startled but that quickly gave way to excitement. "Bounce, un!"

His father nodded and they both got out of the car. He barelly had enough time to lock his door with the car remote before Deidara was taking off towards the building. He laughed a bit and ran behind deidara and scooped him up into his arms, running the rest of the way in to the building. Deidara squeeled in joy and clapped him chibi hands together. When his father put him down he noticed they were in a music store.

"Wow, un!" the boy exclaimed as his father took him by the hand and lead him through the store.

There were drum sets and piano's and mics and mini stages. deidara stared in awe as a man sat down at one of the piano's and began playing the ice cream song(It's called Nocturne}. Deidara laughed and pointed the man out to his father. The man smiled at him and began to play something Deidara wasnt familiar with but liked immediatlly. It was a fast pase song that had the blonde giggleing as him and his father turned a corner. "Bye bye, un!" he called out to the man and recieved a small wave in return.

Next they were in a guitar section. deidara was thrilled with the string insterments exspecially when he heard what it sounded like. There was a man in a blue suit sitting on a stool and playing a large black and gold guitar. Deidara watched in amazement as the mans fingers flew up and down the neck. Watched as his fingers strummed heavy notes.

The man looked up at him and began playing a fast heavy tune. Blue eyes widened at the amazing skill and the boy strummed his free hand in the air like he too was playing along.

They rounded another corner and Deidara waved goodbye to the man who noddded in return.

The next room they entered caught Deidara's attention immediatlly. There were brass insterments everywhere. A silver trumpet was standing up right in a stand in a display window. There was a light that illuminated it from the bottom and Deidara turned his head this way and that trying to catch the shine of the insterment. As they walked on there were bigger one's that the blonde child giggled at. His father stoped at a closed brown door with a window and picked him up. "Look in there Dei-kun." Deidara looked and inside he saw about who looked to be a bit older than him. He was standing in the middle of the rood, looking down at music that stood on his stand. There was a blonde man who he assumed to be the boys father. He stood up and walked over to the boy and corrected his poster. Then he reached down and picked up the same insterment as the boys and seemed to be showing the boy how to play a certain rhythm. Deidara was in awe. He wanted a trumpet. But...he didnt was his father to give away what he was going to get him.

His father lowered him to the ground and smiled down at him. "I've got you something akin to that one. Maybe a little bigger."

Deidara nodded his consent as they made their was over to a reception desk.

There was a red haired man who Deidara immediatlly recongnized to be his fathers boyfriend. "Sasori no danna!"

Sasori looked up slightly startled and smiled down at the blond child. Deidara looked away as his father and Sasori shared a kiss.

"Arent you afraid of geeting cooties Sasori no danna, un?"

Both men laughed and said no. Deidara pouted.

"So," his father said, " has it arrived yet."

Sasori nodded and smiled. "Just a second,"

While sasori walked back into the storage room Deidara looked at him father with surprise. "How come Sasori no danna knows but I dont, un?"

"He helped me pick it out."

"Oh, un" Deidara nodded his understanding.

Then out came Sasori, carrying a semi-large case. His father produced a credit card and Deidara watched the transaction with little to no patience. t was right therre, his awesome surprise. He couldnt wait any longer to get his hands on it.

"Now now?"

His father nodded and smiled and he picked up the case and kneeled infront of him. He opened the case and Deidara's eyes widened at what he saw.

"For me, un?" he whisper breathless.

"For you," his father smiled.

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"I hear-by appoint Deidara, Alto sax section leader!"

The blond smiled at his peers and Stepped onto the podeum...

Five year old Sasuke sighed as he sat in his bedroom watching cartoons with his best friend Naruto. They were watching some show called Avatar the last Airbender. Sasuke had no idea why they didnt just kill off the avatar, could save so much trouble.

"Ne, Naru. Why do you think they dont kill off the avatar?"

The blond gave him the total duh look. "Cause Sasuke-teme he has to stop fire lord Danzo!"

Sasuke pouted. "Whats so special about a fire lord again?"

Naruto sighed. "Because he captured killed the airbenders and he's trying to rule the world and kill people and stuff! Sasuke-teme we've been watching this for TWO hours! Pay attention!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes as he looked back at the tv. They we're currently watching part one of Danzo's commet. (I have a feeling it's suppose to be Sanzo...oh well)

He didnt really care about what they were watching, he was just happy he could spend his birthday with his best friend. Commercials came on and Naruto groaned in dissapointment. Sasuke smilled and poked his friend as the blonde streatched. Naruto squeeked in surprise and turned a glare to Sasuke. "You wanna' tickle fight teme?"

Sasuke shrugged as he giggled and ran around the room. Naruto chased after him laughing and giggling along. They'd circled the room about twich when Sasuke decided he'd be safer under his blanket and immediatlly jumped on his bed and cowered under the fleece blankets. He fely his blond friend pounce ontop of him and he let out a squeel.

"Aha! I heard you teme"

Sasuke giggled as the blond somehow managed to tickel him with the blankets still on. "Not fair!" he shouted through a fit of giggles. Naruto laughed above him as Sasuke suddenly felt himself being dragged from his bed. The blankets provided a coushin when he fell to the ground kicking and screaming. They we're both still laughing, Sasuke rolled like a joint in his blankets and Naruto tickling his exposed feet, when Itachi walked in with two large boxes. Naruto loooked up in excitment annd unrolled Sasuke who was unaware of his brothers presence. when he spotted him both boys ran to tackle him in a hug as his brother only had a few seconds to put the boxes away to the side before he was jumped by his brother and adopeted brother.

Itachi smiled into the hug as his brothers giggled hugging him tighter.

"Happy birthday you two." he said softly.

"Thanks ni-san!" they replied in unison.

Itachi released them and pointed to the floor for both boys to sit. Once seated Itachi smiled at them. "So how old are you both?"

"Five!"

"And how many presents are you both geeting?"

"Five!:

"Hmm," Itachi replied smirking," very intresting indeed little brothers."

Sasuke nodded and then looked towards the gifts. "Ours?" he asked.

Itachi thumped his forhead and smirked, "who elses?"

Before the boys could tackle the gifts Itachi scooted them behind his back and smirked. "Nu uh. You know the deal. What happens to birthday boys?"

Midnight eye and sapphire eyes widened in comprehension as both boys tried to scramble away...only to be caught by their feet and hung in the air as Itachi stood up.

"Running away is very un-Uchiha like little brothers." Itachi said with mischief.

Naruto and Sasuke struggled as Itachi called out into the hall for his friend Kisame.

"Oi," the shark teen (him and Itachi are like 19) stuck his head into the door then smirked.

Kisame stepped fully into the room and leaned against the door frame with a smirk. "That time of year again is it?"

Naruto and Sasuke just glared while Itachi laughed. "Come on Kisame, You know the drill."

Kisame walked over to Itachi and grabbed a tan foot and a pale foot and held them high in the air. Itachi reached into his back pocket and produced a long black feather. Both of the smaller boys giggled releltlessly when Itachi said hold still. Two seconds later an upside down Sasuke and Naruto were giggling and squirming and screaming as their feet were tickled, their tiny toes spaced with every scream and squished together with ever laugh. Itachi and Kisame laughed at their reactions. Deciding it was enough, not wanting all the blood to rush to their heads, Kisaem let the two squealing childre down on their sepreate twin beds. Itachi picked up their preents and sat each on each boys bed.

Naruto immediatly tore into his. "It's a case!" the blonde said happily, hugging it to his chest. All three occupants of the room ssweat dropped.

Itachi smiled, "Open the case Naru-chan. You too Sasuke."

Naruto, with the help of Kisame, opened the clasps on the case and looked inside. "Its some kinda metal in loops..."

Kisame slapped his forhead. "Its a trumpet retard!"

Naruto's eyes light up. He hadnt herd a trumpet since his father died He didnt remember what it looked like but he remembered the notes his father taught. So Naruto, with more help from Kisame, put the mouth peice on the insterment a d blew the first seen notes his father taught him in a chorale. All three occupants stared at him in awe. The blonde, oblivious as always, looked over at his brother/best friend. "What'd you get teme?"

Sasuke blinked then, with even more help from Kisame, opened his case. He smiled as he took out the insterment...

"I hearby declair Uchiha-Uzumaki Naruto trumpet section leader and Uchiha Sasuke section leader for Pit and Drumline."

Both boys walked up to the stage. Naruto taking his place next to Deidara, hold his hand, and Sasuke standing next to him...

Sakura sighed and lokked down at the long peice of metal her father handeed her.

"What do you want me to do with this?"

Her father smiled and Sakura saw a light in his eyes she hadnt seen in years. She loked down at the flute and noticed her mothers name ingraved on it. Tears fell from her eyes and she looked up at her father desprately trying to fight the lump in her throat.

"Play," he said softly," make your mother proud..."

"I will." she said

I will....

"And here is your Assistant section leader for Pit and Section Leader for Flute. Haruno Sakura."

Sakura smiled as she took her place one step down from Sasuke....

God I hate Sakura

Took a lot out of me to be nice.

Oh well

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