Sasuke waited nervously beside the moonlit glade. It was his favourite place in the forest, and totally secret. It had seemed like the best place to meet Naruto.
No one knew about their relationship. After Sakura caught them by the river, they had given her some stupid story about fighting. She had believed them – she had been there on the day at the academy when Naruto had been pushed onto Sasuke's lips, and besides, she didn't want to believe that her precious Sasuke was, well… gay. He could still hardly believe it himself.
A rustle at the other side of the glade caught his attention, and a moment later Naruto stepped out of the trees. He was not wearing his usual clothes. Sasuke blinked and then stepped forward to greet him.
"What's up with the clothes?" he asked.
Naruto grimaced. "Sakura saw me leaving. I had to pretend I was meeting a girl. She made me put these on."
Sasuke looked him up and down again, and decided he liked it. Naruto was wearing tight blue jeans and a brown shirt with the first few buttons undone and the sleeves rolled up. There was a necklace made of red beads and sharks' teeth around his neck. He looked different. He looked good.
"I like it." said Sasuke, uncharacteristically. This new relationship was changing him a little… he didn't feel like he had to hide his emotions from Naruto. He trusted him.
"I'm glad." Naruto answered, stepping forward to kiss him. Naruto was always the bold one. When they finally broke apart, Sasuke told him to wait and went back to where he had been standing. He had brought a couple of blankets with him, and some ramen. Naruto was always hungry.
They sat on one of the blankets, and Sasuke watched his love eating ramen under the stars. Then they sat in silence for a while, enjoying the peace of the night.
Finally, Naruto turned his big blue eyes on Sasuke and leaned in to kiss him again. Sasuke could taste ramen on his tongue. They carried on kissing for a while, then Sasuke broke off and grinned wickedly.
"Hey, dobe," he said innocently, "Aren't those tight jeans a little uncomfortable? I'll understand if they're too uncomfortable to wear anymore."
"Oh…" said Naruto, loving the dirty look Sasuke was giving him. "I guess they are…"
Sasuke reached for his belt and undid it. And that was that.
An hour or so later, Sasuke was woken by a rustle in the bushes near them. He looked down at Naruto's blond head resting on his bare chest and pulled the blankets a little tighter around them. He didn't hear anything else. He noticed their clothes lying all round the glen and smiled to himself before drifting back into a tired sleep. Naruto had always been energetic.
As he raced away through the forest, Rock Lee smiled to himself. When he told Sakura about what he had seen, she wouldn't like Sasuke any more. She would be free for Lee! Once she had turned her back on Sasuke, she would see his own strength and general irresistibleness. He would win her heart, and get rid of the Uchiha girl-magnet once and for all!