Sauron's Daydream

by Aria Breuer

All Sauron wants to do is ruin Frodo Baggins' chances of destroying the One Ring. Even if that means having a daydream, on the same day that Frodo destroys the One Ring. Theme: Evil being Evil.

Disclaimers: I do not own The Lord of the Rings. J.R.R. Tolkien does.

Inspiration for Fanfic: Estaban's daydream from Disney's television show, "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody", Season 2 of ABC's television show, "Boy Meets World", and "The LEGO Movie".

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To my fellow Frodo fans: Relax. I don't hate Frodo. I'm just adjusting to having villains back in my fanfics. For some period, I struggled with getting villains back into my stories. It just happened. But this is Sauron's way of saying, "I'm back!" and he's vengeful towards Frodo Baggins! Besides, sometimes it's fun to poke fun at Frodo every once in a while, isn't it? Enjoy! :)

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Sauron toyed with his orange bouncy stick for a good couple of minutes. He was bored. He was supposed to do evil deeds, like scaring chickens or defeating Frodo Baggins again for the tenth thousandth time!

Wasn't there enough evil to go around? Could his life get any better than this?

He raised an eyebrow, the moment he saw his hobbit butler, Frodo Baggins, staring at him with wide eyes. Sauron sighed. This was his life, wasn't it? Oh well!

"You wanted to see me, Lord Sauron?" Frodo asked, confused.

Sauron grinned a wicked grin. "Frodo, my muse, be a dear and fetch the Witch-king's bags for me? And mind the stairs. They're extra slick this morning."

Frodo grinned, knowing he was going to fall off the stairs and die. "Oh, at once, my lord!" He ran off, right as the Witch-king showed up.

"Frodo, watch those stairs! They're extra slippery!" The Witch-king said, right as he heard Frodo's cries, followed by a splat. He chuckled. "It's so good being evil." He turned his attention to Sauron, asking him, "My lord, what is it that you want?"

"Nothing. Everything is going swimmingly. It's party time!" Sauron said, pulling a red banner down and turning on some dance music, which he graciously danced to.

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The dream ended. Sauron snapped out of his reverie, spotting Frodo Baggins in Mount Doom, still alive. NOOO! What was he doing? Wait! Stop! NOOOO!

And that was the day the Dark Lord of Mordor died, for Frodo also lost his finger that day, due to Gollum biting it off, taking the Ring for himself. But that's another story. For now, this story is done.

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Thanks for reading. :)