Disclaimer: Kirby and all respective characters belong to HAL Labs. Duh.
An Explanation of Thanksgiving
By Soar318
"Hey, nee-chan!"
"Bun, what is it? I'm a little busy here right now!" Fumu snapped over her shoulder at her brother.
"You know how it's almost Thanksgiving, right?"
"Yeah, so?"
"So I was wondering: Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving anyway?"
Fumu frowned. "That's a good question. I'm not too clear on that myself."
"Why don't we go ask Meta Naito Kyou?"
"Great idea! Wait here, I'll be back!"
"He's in the library!" Bun hollered after his sister as she tore off in the opposite direction from said library.
"I knew that!"
…..
Fumu found Meta Knight reading in the very back of the large room, where all the darkest and most evil books were found.
"Hello, Meta Naito Kyou!" she greeted. "Can I ask you something?"
Meta Knight snapped A Complete Catalog of All Demon Beasts shut. "What?"
"Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving?"
"Hmmm…" the knight's eyes turned a grassy green. "I once asked…a friend of mine that exact same question."
"What did your friend say?" Fumu asked excitedly.
"He said that we celebrate Thanksgiving because a group of six feet tall, hairless monkeys with legs decided to cross an ocean from a place called England to another place called America. So they sailed across on a broccoli. But when they got there, they had trouble making a living, so another bunch of six feet tall, hairless monkeys decided to teach them the correct way to plant crops using dead fish. To thank the second group of hairless monkeys for helping them, the first group held a huge feast. And that's why we celebrate Thanksgiving," Meta Knight explained.
"Oh. Okay," Fumu was just about to run off to tell Bun when she turned back around. "Um, Meta Naito Kyou?"
"What is it?"
"What are legs?"
End
Author's Notes: ….. Happy (Early) Thanksgiving! And the humans at Super Smash Bros. Brawl should really get their facts right.