ano Title: Fat
By: Figment

A.N: Takes place during 5th year, Hermione is NOT actually fat! It's called a mental disorder *nods* People just like to gossip about us smart people...



"Did you see Hermione? I honestly don't know how she can stand herself..."
"I know! It's like, she doesn't care if she gets overweight..."
"Totally! Did you see her eat today? It's like she has a botomless stomach!"
"She's really gotten...well, fat!"

Hemione blinked, and put down the bun she was munching on. I didn't! I ate as much as I always do...
She sighed, and looked own at herself. It was true, she had put on a bit of weight...and all the other girls seemed to have lost some over the summer...
But...was she getting...fat?


"Herm, why aren't you eating?" Ron asked his friend, staring at her as if she was 'nutters', "I thought you liked bicuits..."
"No. I don't." Hermione replied, looking longingly at the plate of warm, fluffy, butter-covered...No! No no no! What the girls had said the other night had struck home. No ammount of denial would work. She was large, plump, round...there was no way around it. She saw it everytime she looked in the mirror. Fat! FAT! It screamed at her, in her larger-then-everyone-else's body. She knew she was bigger then everyone else. She just knew it.
"Alright..." Ron said, taking a big bite of what should of been Hermione's breakfast.


The weeks went by, and as Hermione passed the single mirror in her dorm, she smiled slightly at herself. Sure, she was pale. Sure, the skin seemed to fall off her bones. But, she was skinny! She didn't care what the other girls said now. It was all jealousy. She started walking towards the door, but she stopped, and looked at herself again.
"Oh..." She blinked, and stared. She...was...still...fat! She groaned. She still looked like a baloon, despite her weeks of not eating. No...no! Fine. I'll be skinny. I've gone this far...


Ron sighed, and looked at the seat Hermione should have been occupying.
"Hey, Ron? Pass the catsup?" Harry asked, and seeing his friend's look, added in a sigh.
"Hm? Oh, alright." He passed the catsup.
"Ron...maybe she ate earlier?" Harry suggested, talking about Hermione's absence.
"Maybe." Ron replied, disbeleivingly.


A/N:
There..I wrote something. Go me. If you like it enough to want more, go right ahead and ask...^-^ I'm not holding it hostage, or anything, but if no one likes it, what's the point of continuing?