How Quinn really got pregnant. This is really AU but I hope you enjoy it [:

The Trick is to Keep Breathing

One day during the summer when Rachel was watching 'the notebook' with her secret girlfriend Quinn Fabray, and saw how the character Allie reacted to finally having sex with Noah. Rachel wished she could know what it felt like to have a penis. She always wondered which is better a vagina or a penis. Little did she know her girlfriend wished the same thing, but that Rachel would have one. After a really hot night with her secret girlfriend Quinn Fabray. She woke up with her arms tight around Quinn. Rachel really had to pee so she tiredly go up still half asleep, and as she sat on the pot she felt something hit. She tiredly looked down. 'What the hell! Is that a penis!' Rachel thought to herself.

Rachel sat up fast and looked at her self in he miror.

"OH! MY! !" She screamed so loud birds flutered from all the trees around the counrty.

Quinn jumped fall off the bed and ran into the bathroom, but the door was locked.

Rachel! Whats wrong!" She shouted rattling the door handle.

"OH GOD WHY!" Rachel cried.

Rachel please baby let me in! Whats wrong?" Quinn said to the door.

"OH GOD!" Rachel said again snapping her head torwards the door. "QUINN GO AWAY!" Rachel shouted.

Quinn rolled her eyes smiling thinking Rachel probably just got her time of the month and was really mad because her parents were away for a week and she wanted to spend it making love to her girlfriend before school started again.

"Rach. Baby it's okay if you got your period." Quinn said smiling. But when she did'nt hear Rachel reply she got worried.

"Rachel please say something. Baby your scaring me." Quinn said.

"I'm a freak!" Rachel yelled out.

Alright now Quinn was really worried so she kept saying "Open the door!" but it wouldn't buge. So Quinn went and topled the door down. Finding Rachel scrambling hiding something.

"Rachel whats wrong? Whats going on?" Quinn asked

"Quinn don't...you should go...please." Rachel stuttered.

"NO! RACHEL YOU TELL ME NOW!" Quinn yelled.

Rachel started balling. "Your going to think I'm a freak." she sniffled.

Quinn went to Rachel taking her face between her hands.

"Baby Rae...I love you so much it hurts me that we can't tell the world how much we love eachother, but I promise once higschool is over...me and you baby well finally be together in public." Quinn said smiling

"No Quinn trust me your going to think I'm a freak." Rachel said looking away from Quinn.

"Rachel Ryan Berry I love you no matter what, and I always will." Quinn said "Now please show me whats wrong."

"Im...I'm ...fucking RuPAul!" Rachel cried burring her head in her hands.

"Huh? Sweetie you know I never mean those horrible things I said to you." Quinn said taking Rachel's hands.

"No Quinn you don't understand...I..I have a...Lady Gaga meets Freaky Friday situation going on." She sniffled looking down at her crotch.

Quinn furrowed her eyebrows at what Rachel said and looked down. 'No it could'nt have happened...no...no way.' Quinn thought. looking at the bulge in Rachels shorts.

Quinn kneeled in front of her her hands on the waitband of Rachel's shorts about to pull them down. Rachel put her hand on Quinn's scared at what Quinn would do, but Quinn just looked up and said "It's okay." Quinn's eyes never left Rachel's as she pulled down her shorts along with her underware. Rachel looked away from Quinn not wanting to see her reaction.

"Oh my." Quinn whispered. She could'nt believe this actually happened. That her wish came true.

"Oh godddd...oh my gosh." Rachel started to panic. "No...no this has to be a dream. It has too!" She yelled pulling her shorts back up running around franticly.

"Baby! Baby it's okay calm down. Breathe." Quinn said trying to calm her girlfriend down,

"Calm down! Calm down! I have a fucking dick! Quinn!" Rachel yelled pointing at her crotch. Then fell crying to the ground saying "and it's hard and it won't go awayyy!"

Quinn took Rachel in her arms holding her tight. "You think I'm a freak don't you?" Rachel asked as Quinn wipped away her tears.

"No I don't." she says back.

"Really?" Rachel asked.

"Really, really." Quinn said smiling. After all it was her fault right?

"How are you not freaking out?" Rachel asks.

"The trick is to keep breathing." Quinn says holding her tight.

after a silence Rachel asked. "How.."

"How what sweetie?" Quinn asked pulling away to see Rachel's face.

"How do I make it go away?" rachel asked looking down at the bulge.

"I don't know. Maybe we can do research or call a doctor to see when you can get back to your original appendenge." Quinn said.

"I was actually talking about the...you know...hard on." Rachel said.

"Oh! Oh! Well ummm...Finn thinks about kittens and the mailman that he ran over. Try that." Quinn said encouragly.

Rachel tried hard not to let her jealousy show so she shut her eyes tight thinking of everything she could think of that was not sexy, then looked down. "Damn it." she said and muttered things with her eyes shut "Baseball, baseball...um basketball...ankels...kittens...coach sylvester" Quinn watched as the bulge went away slowly.

Rachel opened her eyes "Oh thank moses." she said making Quinn giggle. When Rachel looked back up at her she noticed Quinn was wareing nothing, but the sheet from her bed. Rachel suddenly thought of what she wanted to do to the blonde. 'Damn it.' she thought to herself thinking about coach sylvester again. 'This going to be a bitch.'